Song Of The Grocery Police Chords

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[Verse 1]
Buy [Am]my green c[F]andle, woman.
What are you talking about?
Are you con[Am]tent with your [F]lot?
Are you content with [Am]your [Dm]lot?[Am]
[F]Woman, I am con[C]tent.
A captain of [Am]dragoons.
King
Vince's wife's right -hand man.
[F]Decorated with the border of the[C]
Red
[Em]Eagle of
[Dm]Poland.[Am]
Retired
King of
Aragon.
I'd rather have it with so much less.
[F]You deserve the [Dm]crown of
Poland, take it [F]all, take it [Am]all,
take it [Dm]all and have a b[Am]all.
[C]Wo [F]man, the king [C]is very much
alive [Am]and he has many children.
You will squeeze [F]my noodle in a noodle [C]vise till
[Dm]green [Am]snot splatters the king's pink shoes.
[F]You deserve the [Dm]crown of
Poland, kill [F]them all, [Am]kill them all,
kill them [Dm]all, and have a ball
[Am]If I[F] were king,
I'd have [C]a big sombrero l[Am]ike I had a[Am]n
Aragon
[F]Which those louts,
those [C]bandits stole from [Am]me so shamefully
[C]You could have a big sombrero
Will I [F]yield to [Dm]temptation?
Will I [F]yield?
True tempta[Dm]tion
A [C]great big cloak that would
[Dm]keep [C]your feet afloat
[F]I'd be a rat[Dm] if I did that[F]
I'd be a [Dm]rat if I did [F]that
You [C]could have a big sombrero
[F]What of [Dm]it?[Am][F]
Still I reckon I've shaken them all the same