Slap and Tickle Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[A]She was

[Verse 1]
[E]frigid [Em]like a Bible
When she [E]met her boyfriend [A]Michael
[G]He too[A]k her in [D]his Zep[E]hyr
[D]They sat [E]like salt and pep[A]per
Looking [Em]out across the city
From Lover's Leap is [A]pretty
[G]The lig[Em]hts they flick and flutter
[E]He told her [A]how he loved her
Next night he [E]called for her
But [Em]Dad prot[A]ected [G]daughter[Em]
And [D]told him [Em]she was p[D]oorly
[Em]A lie was told[A] there surel[Em]y
So Michael felt [E]rejected v This
wasn't [A]quite ex[E]pected
He [Em]drove off to his local
Where he felt [A]anti-social
[G]She [Em]She[E][A][Em][E][A]
cried all [D]night at [Em]missing
The boy she could [A]be kissing
While [Em]he was f[D]alling over
He [Em]drunk him[E]self back sober
And [Em]went home [D]in a [Em]taxi
And crashed out [E]in the back seat
[Em]He slept just like a baby
[D]Which he [E]hadn't done just [A]lately
[Em]He saw her in th[A]e morn[Em]ing
Out with his sister [A]Pauline
[Em]She felt all shy and soppy
He acted cool and [E]cocky
He said tonight at [Em]Charlie's
[E]There's goi[Em]ng to be a party
[G]I'll mee[Em]t you at half seven
She visualized the [A]heaven[Em][E][Em][E]
[Em]If you e[A]ver ch[G]ange your [A]mind[E][A]
[Em]Which you [A]do [G]from time to [A]time[Em]
[A]Never [G]chew a [D]pickle
[G]With a [Em]little slap and tickle
You have [A]to [G]throw the stone
To [A]get the [Em]pool to [E]ripple[Em]
That night they danced to[A]gether
[Em]It looked like l[A]ove forever
[G]He put[Em] his hand on her[D] leg
[Em]You should have heard what [A]she said
[Em]He tried again much late[D]r
It [E]seemed to aggrav[A]ate her
He [Em]drove home in [E]si lence
[D]Avoid[Em]ing all v[A]i olence
[Em]She said let's watch the city
From [E]Lover's Leap is pretty
[Em]I think I need[A] the f[E]resh air
[A]She put[E] a comb through her[A] hair
[Em]Then while she turned to kiss him
[D]And ver[E]y nearly mis[A]sed him
She [Em]put her hand on his leg
He felt her tongue in [A]his [Em]head[E][A][Em][E]
[Em]If you e[A]ver ch[G]an[D]ge your [G]mind[A][Em]
Which you [A]do from [D]time to [A]time[Em]
Never [G]chew a pickle
With a [Em]little slap and tickle
You [A]have to [G]throw [D]the stone
[G]To [A]get the [Em]pool to ripple

[Outro 1]
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