Shreds of Boa Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][Bb][Bb][G]
[C][Bb][Bb][G]
[C][Bb]
[Bb][G]

[Verse 1]
[C]I invited salmonella poiso[Bb]n
They brought their blushin' daughter,
[Adim]stuffed [Bb]into a tux[G][C]
I invited all the guitar [Bb]heroes
We threw away the guest [Adim]list,
and [Bb]lost a thousand bucks
[G]

[Verse 2]
[C]I called all the local g[Bb]eniuses
They wrote the guide for the
per[Bb]plexed and the drunk
[C]Wild eyed they came from
all dir[Bb]ections
Stompin' [C]on the dance floor and
[Bb]droppin' all their [C]junk[Bb]

[Verse 3]
[C]All I've got to show are [Eb]shreds of [C]boa
All I've got to keep is [Eb]pa per- th[F]in
[C]All I've got to show
are shreds of [Bb]boa
Smashed into the rug [Bb]and
vacuumed out again!
[C]

[Verse 4]
[B]We're out [C]again!
[B]We're out [C]again!
[B]We're out [C]again!
[Eb]

[Verse 5]
[Bb]
[C]Hoo![Bb][Eb][Adim][Bb]
[G]Che[C]ck out the stone on
Tammy [Bb]Tuesday
She's handin' out a fortune
in [Bb]party favor [G]pearls
[C]Here come all those thunderin' [Bb]beasties
Disabling security,
[Adim]and touchin'[Bb] all the girls
[G]Check

[Verse 6]
[C]out all the star- struck ramble[Bb]rs
Littering the dance floor
[Bb]with scorpions and Sting
[C]Here come all the ruby- studded
[Bb]hap'ners
Everybody [F]came and des
[Bb]troyed everything

[Verse 7]
[C]All I've got to show
[Bb]are shreds of [Eb]boa[Bb]
[C]All I've got to keep is paper- [Eb]thin
[C]All I've got to show
are shreds of [Bb]boa
Smashed into the rug [Bb]and
vacuumed out [C]again

[Verse 8]
You left your shreds of [Eb]boa[C]
We sucked it off your [Eb]chin[C]
You left your shreds of [Bb]boa
Smashed into the rug [Bb]and
vacuumed out [Bb]again!
[C]

[Verse 9]
We're out [C]again!
[B]We're out [C]again!
We're out again!
We're out again!