Sheldon Bloom Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][D][G][D][Dm]

[Verse 1]
[Dm]I'll walk your [A]dog,[G]
[Dm]you [G]can be the best one in the shower
We'll [C]make love every [G]hour
beneath your [D]van [Dm]door
I'll park the car,
[D]and I'll whi[G]stle while the eggs are frying,
I'll [C]dance while your shirts [G]are drying,
Waltz or a [Dm]tango, let me move in,
and let's get [G]this show rolling,
[Dm]I'll talk to your plants,
I'll leave [G]a pay -o -molling
There [D]is nothing [F#]I wouldn't do
I'll be the [Bm]perfect little [C]lady for you
[Dm]Sheldon [D]Blue
[Dm]I'll make some room[D][Dm]
Won't say a word
[G]While you're watching Spencer Tracy
I'll [C]learn to decoun[G]t,
Basie, nothing [Dm]to it
[G]I'll [Dm]stop [D]to[Dm] jog,[G]
[Dm]if t[G]hat's what you want [Dm]to take [G]up
[C]I'll stop wearing [G]makeup, I can [Dm]do it
When you medit[G]ate,
[Dm]I promise you I'[G]ll be quiet
[Dm]I won't eat eclairs,
I share your sugar [G]-free diet
[Dm]There [D]is nothing [F#]I wouldn't do,
I'll be the [Bm]perfect little [C]lady for you
[D]Sheldon [Dm]B.
Pass [D]the [Dm]key[G][Dm]
I'll [Eb]the pork [Ab]and I will tune
that al[Eb]te -o -[Ab]la[Abm][Ab]
[Db]Quote things from [Ab]Emile Zolder
[Ebm]I must get that book[Gb]
[Bbm]I'll m[Bb]ake [Eb]chicken soup
when you [Ab]feel the weed
[Eb]Be y[Ebm]our analys[Eb]t
when your [Ab]head's real screwy
[Eb]There is nothing [G]I wouldn't do
I'll be the [Cm]perfect little [C#]lady for you
Sheldon [Eb]dear
I like it here