Sexy Santa Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Ho ho ho![G5][D][G5][D][Bb]
[D]Santa's gettin' [G5]ripped and he's lost
[A5]some weight[Am][G#5][G5][F5]
[G5]He's on a [D]low-carb diet [G5]and he's lookin'
[A5]great[Am][Ab5][G5][F5][F]
[G5]He's got a[D] sack full of rubb[Bb5]ers and [G5]you better
[A5]believe[Am][Ab5][G5][F][G5]
[D]The ladies will be [G5]screaming on [A5]Christ[Am]mas
[G5]Eve![A5][Am][Ab5][G5][F5][D]
He de[C]livers the sexy and he never fails
[Am]The rest of the year h[A]e [C]works [Am]at
Chip[D]pendale's!

[Verse 2]
Sexy sexy Santa
[G5]He's got a[Am] bitchin' sled
[G5]and some rock-hard [Bb]abs
abs
[D]Sexy sexy [G5]Santa
He [Am]knows you've [A]naughty
[Am]cuz he's keepin' [A5]tabs![G5]
[D]In the

[Verse 3]
back of his sleigh [Ab]he's [Ab5]got some hoe
[G5]hoe [A]hoe's[Am][Ab5][G5][F5][F]
[G5]They're lick[D]in' eggnog dripp[A]in' from his
[C]firehouse[Am][Ab5][G5][F5][F]
[G5]He trade[D]d little Prancer for a[G5]n exotic
dan[Ab5]cer[A5][Am][Ab5][G5][F]
[G5]Yeah you can see h[D]is North Pole
[A5]if you [Am]look at his pant[C]s-a!
[Am]He's [Ab5]He's g[G5]ot a [F]bi[D]tchin'[C]
red suit and he's totally buff
He'll [Am]come to your house if you
[C]got a [A]stocking [A5]to stuff!
[D]Sexy sexy Santa

[Verse 4]
[G5][G]
[A]He's [Am]kissi[A5]n' girls un
[G5]der the camel [Bb]toe
[D]Sexy sexy [G]Santa
[Am]The elves are all horny
and they're snortin' [G5]blow
[D]Sexy sexy Santa
It's [Am]the UK, USA, [G5]Brazil and J[Bb]apan
[D]Sexy sexy Santa
[A]Makin' [Am]love to [A]every [Am]Christmas-lovin'
woman woman [G5]and man!

[Interlude 1]
Suck it!
[E5][E][D][C#m][D]
[A]Yeah

[Verse 5]
[E]he's spreadin' Christmas cheer
[D]To the Scrooges and the [C#m]Grinches
Here's your log- [C]it's a
chubby eleven inches!
[D]Naked on

[Verse 6]
his reindeer [something] on
[A]booze[Am][G#5][G5][F][G5]
[D]Makin' love to [Bb5]Christians and renegade
[A5]Jews![Am][G#5][G5][F][D5]
[D]He's got a cal[C]endar but only
one day has an 'X'
That leaves [Am]three hundred and
[C]sixty four [A]days [A5]for sex![Am]
[D]Sexy

[Verse 7]
sexy Santa
[Am]More cushion for the pushin' [G5]gonna
[Bb][som[D]ething]
Sexy sexy [G]Santa
[Am]He's hot [C]but he [A]used to
[Am]be a big fat c[G5]ow!
[D]Sexy sexy [G]Santa
[Am]All the little girls w[G5]anna s[Bb]it on his lap
[D]Sexy sexy Santa
[Am]Get 'em riled up so they get free
[A]crap [G](cr[G5]abs?[G])[D][Bb]

[Verse 8]
[C]Wow! Little girl you wanna get a little
Christmas inside of you [Am]to night?
[D]
[D]