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[Verse 1]
[D]Mum, I know you'll think I'm potty,
but at [G]last I think I've found [D]him.
[G]He's young but he's ma[D]ture, he's
not at all [E]like other [A]men.
Si[D]mon says one day we'll marry and
we'll have [G]a dozen chil[D]dren.
I [G]said, well I'll [D]have two love, you
can [A]have the other ten.
[D]Mum, I've got this job at
Antoine's.
[G]That's a salon on the west [D]side.
[G]The clients love my accent.
[D]They all [E]say,
Gee, [A]you're neat.
[D]A shampoo's called a rinse,
[G]and a blow -dry's something f[D]ilthy.
Out[G]side the shop [D]on
Wednesdays,
three nuns tap [A]dance in the [D]street.
There are lots of things I miss,
No one [G]makes a normal [D]sandwich.
You need
[G]Goliath's [D]mouth to eat the [E]ones
New
[A]Yorkers buy.
[D]I long to find a drink that
hasn't got [G]an ice cube [D]in it.
[G]And for a
[D]Wool's
Pork
Sausage, I swear I would [A]gladly [D]die.
Simon lives in
Greenwich
Village, [Bm]that's [G]the trendy part of
New
[D]York.
[G]He shares a lot with an attorney
[D]with the unlikely [E]name of
[A]Dwight.
[D]Dwight says he'll get my green card
un[G]less you and dad are
[D]Cuban.
[G]So if you haven't lied,
[D]Mum, I ought to be alright.