Scene: today's the day Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
Today's the [G]day.
What do you mean?
Max is going to deliver the script to
Paramount.
You're really going to give it to
DeMille?
I've just spoken to my astrologer.
She read
[C]DeMille's horoscope.
[F]She read mine.
Did she read the [Am]script?
DeMille is
Leo, I am
Scorpio,
[G]Mars is transiting
Jupiter, and today is the day of
[C]Colossus'
[Em]conjunction.[Cm]
[Ab]Well, that's all right, [C]then.
[G]Max?
[D]Yes, madame?
Take the car.
Make sure the script goes to
[G]Mr.
DeMille in person.
So
Max wheeled out her gigantic old automobile,
with its gold -plated speaking tubes
[C]and leopard -skin [G]upholstery,
[Cm]polished it up,
and trundled down to
[G]Paramount to hand [D]in our...[G]
[Em]masterpiece.
Wow.
[G]Great day.
It's been real interesting.
Yes.
[D]Hasn't it?
[G]I want to thank you for
trusting me with your baby.
[Bb]Not at all.
[G]I should thank you.
And will you call and let
me know as soon as you have some news?
[B]Call where?
[Am]My apartment.
You can't possibly think of leaving now,
[F]Joe.
No,
The script is finished,
Norma.
No,
[Bb]Joe, it's just the beginning.
[Eb]It's the first draft. I couldn't dream
of letting you go.
I need your [C#]support.
You'll stay on full
salary, of course.
it's not about [B]the money.
[E]Of course, of course, of course. I'll stay.
Un[Dm]til we hear some
[D]sort of news from
[E]Paramount.
[Am]Thank you,
Joe.
An[F]d by the way, [Em]when you get up[E]stairs,
you'll find a few [A]packages in [F#]your room.
[E]Packages?
What do you [B]mean?
I [A]took the liberty of sending
Max [E]out to pick up [D]some new
[G]clothes for you.
[B]Clothes?
Why?
[E]Well, you[Em] can't come to [Dm]my
[B]New
Year's
Eve party dressed like that.
[A]I'm [E]sorry. I've
been invited somewhere else on
New
Year's
[Am]Eve.
[Dm]Where?[Bb][Dm]
Artie
[F]Green's.[Am]
An old friend [Dm]of mine.
But
Joe, I can't possibly do this without you.
I've already sent out all
[B]the invitations.[Bb]
[B]Well...
[Bb]I don't know.
[F]I supp[Dm]ose I c[B]ould.
[F]Of course you could.
And I want you [A]to look...[F][Faug]
Marvelous.