Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik! Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Hello, there
All the guys in the band are pretending
to get
Ready so they can go out and find
[Bm]some pussy[D]
[A]Oh, I wonder where the action is in this town
[D]Every music[B]ian likes to find som[D]e pussy
Boy, I could've really scored
last [E]night
But every night it's the same thing
[D]Aynsley gets there first
He's so fast, it must be from playing
the [F#m]drums or something
[D]I mean, if those girls over there [G]only knew
My [D]secret identity, [E]but,
but [D]how could they?
How, how could [E]they know
that [F#m]I am Bwana Dick?
[D]Where's my hair dryer?
Got to look lovely for the girls
[E]After all, I a[D]m Bwana Dick
Each [E]guy has his own specialty
[D]for getting the girl [E]of his dreams[D]
[E]I sprayed my pits,
I [A]put on a new [D]tie- dye T-
Shirt, I brushed my teeth,
[E]I cleaned my [F#m]glasses
[E]I buf[D]fed my nails
[E]I bought a copy of Down
[D]Beat so I could carry it
[E]Around and look like
[D]I knew what was happening
[E]I left my shirt unbuttoned at the top
I stuffed three pair of socks and a [D]bar of
Beauty soap down the front of my pants
I just [F#m]know I'm gonna get laid tonight
and I'm not taking any chances
[E]I've got this little jar of
[F#m]tinsel glitter here
The same brand [D]Danny Hutton
puts on his [F#m]face
It makes [E]him look all
glistening and [D]seductive
I'll just put a little [F#]on here
[D]The cheeks, the[F#m] chin, mm,
[E]near the quivering [D]lips
I'm so commercial I could die