Satan Gave Me a Taco Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Satan gave me a taco
And it [A]made me really sick
[G]The chicken was all raw
And [D]the grease was mighty thick
The rice was all rancid
And the [A]beans were so hard
I was [G]getting kinda dizzy
[D]Eatin' all the lard
There was aphids on the lettuce
And I [A]ate every one
And [G]after I was done
The salsa [D]melted off my tongue
Pieces of tortilla
Got [A]stuck in my throat
And [G]the stains on my clothes
Burned a [D]hole through my coat
My stomach was a'tremblin'
And I [A]broke out in a rash
I was [G]so dry and thirsty
And [D]I didn't have no cash
So I went and found a hose
[A]Tore off all my clothes
[G]Turned on the water
And it [D]shot right up my nose
Some old lady came along
And she [A]thought I was a freak
So she [G]beat me with her handbag
[D]'til I could hardly speak
I was lying there naked
My [A]body badly bruised
In [G]a pool of my own blood
[D]Unconscious and confused
Well the cops came and got me
And [A]threw me in their van
And I [G]woke up on the ceiling
And I [D]couldn't find my hand
They took me to the judge
His [A]eyes a'glowin' red
The [G]courtroom was filled
With [D]witches and the dead
Well the sheriff was a hell-hound
With With [A]fangs and claws
The [G]prisoners were tied up
[D]And chained to the walls
The air was getting thick
The [A]smoke was getting thicker
[G]The judge read the verdict
[D]Said "cut off his head!"
Well they placed me on the altar
And they [A]raised up the axe
My [G]head was about to explode
When I no[D]ticed the marshall stacks
I noticed all the smoke machines
[A]Cameras and the lights
[G]Some guy with a microphone
[C]Runnin[Em]' aro[D]und dancin' in tights
And I noticed the crew
And the [A]band playin' down below
And [G]I realized I [E]was in a rock [A]video[D]
So I went and joined the band
And I [A]went out on tour
And [G]I smoked a lot of heroin
And I [D]passed out in manure
I made out with the groupies (aw yeah)
Star[A]ted fires backstage (aw yeah,
start 'em up[G])
Made a lot of money (aw yeah,
I'm makin' it)
And I [D]gave it all away (give it all to me)
Well the band got killed (aw, bunch
of losers)
[A]So I started a so[Bbm]lo ca
[A]reer (aw haw, yeah
And I [G]won all the awards
(get 'em all now)
And I [D]drank all the beer (drink it
all up; get funky)
And I opened up the taco stand (aw haw,
[A]etc.)
Just to smell the smell
[G]Cookin' with the devil
[D]Fryin' down in hell