Room 101 Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][Fm][C][Fm]

[Verse 1]
[C]You're a sop
[Fm]rano singing [C]bass, my dear
A [Fm]puzzle piece that won't fit in its [C]space
But pieces of [Fm]puzzles can be [C]fixed,
my dear
Just [Fm]beat them down until
they fit into [C]place
Every [Fm]person's greatest [Em]fear
[C]There's nothing [Eb]worse
than what's [C]in here
Wel[Db]come to World [C]of Warcraft!
The battle for your [Dbdim]mind will be won,[Dm]
[C]my dear.
[F]There's no [G]saints or sto[Abdim]ics,
no [Am]quaint, sweet hero[C]ics.[F]
In [Dm]World 1 [F].0 [G].1!
[C]You're such a [Fm]prima donna [C]belle, my dear
But [Fm]what the party wants is a chorus [C]girl
Your mind is a [Fm]crusty oyster [C]shell, my dear
But [Fm]smash it open and we'll
find [C]a pearl
Drowning [Fm]we can simula[Em]te,
[Edim]mutil at[Ab]e and asphyxiat[C]e.
[Db]It's the monkey,
the sobs of our gratifi[C]er.
The battle for your [Dbdim]mind will be won,[Dm]
[F]my dear.
There's [G]no saints or [Abdim]stoics,
no [Am]quaint, sweet hero[C]ics.[F]
In [Dm]Room [F]1L1[G]
Smoking gam[Bm]ma
Pins in your [G]thighs
[F]Bleach on your [E]tongue
Or ants in your [Am]eyes
Your soul's electric but
[Abaug]we'll cut the wir[C]es
Tear out your [F#dim]nostrils and nails with [Em]pliers
A furnace with [Baug]flames of dark hellfire
[D]More painful than [Dbdim]hours
of musical [C]satire.
[Cm]Welcome to Room [G]101.
Smith to Room 101.
[D]As you may have gleaned
[A]from this fore[Bb]going expositional song,
Room 101
contains the worst thing in the world.
What could be worse
than what I've already
endured?
For everyone there is something unendurable,
merely an instinct which cannot
be destroyed.
It may be burial alive or death by fire.
In your case, squeak rats. No!
Oh, Brian, I'll do anything!
There's nothing left in me.
Nothing!
No aberrance, no defiance,
no desire for revenge or reprisal.
Winston, I've had it up to!
Reprisal, you say?
What a marvellous idea!
Hit [D]it! [Gm]Char[Am]rington, brin[D]g the rats[Gm]
[D]Rats make your [Gm]heart go pitter [D]-pat,
my friend
The [Gm]jitters of a cat, a tonic [D]fear
These rodents will [Gm]dance their rat -a [D]-tat,
my friend
Then [Gm]tear apart your face from ear to [D]ear
Eat your [Gm]cheek, or bite your [D]eyes,
They'll make you [F]shriek,
they'll gorm [D]and die.
And [Eb]piss on the flesh of your [D]tongue.
The battle for your [Ebdim]mind has been won,[Em]
my [D]dear.
You'll [A]find your new [F#]mar tyr,
[Bm]Per sona non g[Asus4]rata.[G]
[Em][G][A][G][D]
You're in[Gm]sane, you're fanatic[F#]al
This ther[Bb]apy's quite radic[Edim]al
[Em]Oh s[Eb]hucks, I'm so[B] proud of that pun
He's so [Ebm]proud of that [Bb]pun
Your [Gm]fervid phobias are now advan[F#]cing
[D]Your [Bb]fears surround you
and they're primed and [Em]prancing
[C]No [Eb]terror trumps the sight
of rats tap [Ebm]dancing
[Eb]Not one [Bb]martyr
[Ebm]By the par[Bb]ties in Pramad[Ebm]a
Not one [Bb]more time
Wel[Ebm]come to my w[Bb]orld
No, no, please, no, no, no, no, no, no
Do it to Julia, do it to Julia, not me, Julia
Do it to Julia, do it to Julia