Queens And Nuns Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C]

[Verse 1]
[C]Uuurgh!
I want to take your leave but there's [F]a policeman
eyeing [C]me. [F](Hey!)
You know he's there
every week I wonder
What his query [C]can be.[F][C]
[D](...got a peaked cap)
My knees are desper[F]ately weak
and [C]I - oh - my calf,
Maah, the string in me leg's gone and
the cop's [F]killing me.

[Interlude 1]
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[F][C]
[D][F][C]

[Verse 2]
Well I know [C]a girl who wears a
Python coat [F]and it hisses
when she [C]comes.[F]
And she's got a three legged
goat originally belonged
To her mother,
an[C]d it misses her mother when [D]it runs.
Ah [Dm]this house is such [F]a mess it's - full
of queens [C]and nuns.

[Interlude 2]
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[F][C]
[D][F][C]

[Verse 3]
[C]I'll swap you my penny black for
[F]a wholesome glimpse of your bits.
[C]You see [F]I never seen those
kind of things since I had a
Wife whose tits made me cheat at cards
[C]- and in [D]hearts. Unnnh!
Hey, is that natives dan[F]cing, na- a- ah,
it's just a team of tarts.
[C]

[Verse 4]
(Spoken) Andrew,
[F]don't put me on like thi[C]s again.
Just because I'm the oldest [F]has been
according to the [C]itinerary,
You should have warned the public,
not me, that John, George,
[D]Paul and Ringo - or Linda [F]- or Yoko
Weren't on this bloody record

[Outro 1]
in the first place.
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