Pussy heaven Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Oh, the shoes that I [C]wear
cost [E]nine cents an hour
[Am]Which [D]ain't Norwegian Union scale,
what hell you know up there
[G]They re[C]tire when they're [E]twenty,
with a [Am]house on a fjord
And [D]when they're out of money,
they just go and get some [G]more
And if [C]you think [E]it through,
you'll [Am]find as I found
There just [D]ain't enough pussy
heaven to go [G]around
And if all the Chinese [C]hit
the [E]brakes at one time
[Am]The whol[D]e goddamn planet
would stop on a [G]dime
The [C]one side would [E]burn up
and the [Am]other side would freeze
So if [D]you feel the need to pity someone,
you can pity me
[G]And if [C]you think [E]it through,
you'll [Am]find as I found
There just [D]ain't enough pussy
heaven to [G]go round
And the moral to this [C]story is [E]perfectly clear
[Am]While one [D]guy walks,
the other sits on daddy's lap and [G]stares
The [C]one cup's made of [E]silver
and the [Am]other's made of clay
The [D]rich don't ever seem to know
they're rich [G]anyway.
And if [C]you think [E]it through,
you'll [Am]find as I've found,
there just [D]ain't enough pussy
heaven to go [G]round.
And if we all bred [C]ponies
and sailed [E]boats across [Am]the sea,
ima[D]gine for a minute
what a mess that would be.
[G]Cause who[C]'d drive the gar[E]bage trucks
and [Am]who'd sing the blues?
And [D]how could guys like me
afford to buy a pair [G]of shoes?
And if [C]you think [E]it through,
you'll [Am]find as I found
There just [D]ain't enough pussy
heaven to go [G]around
And if [C]you think [E]it through,
you'll [Am]find, as I found
There just [D]ain't enough
pussy heaven to go [G]around