Problems Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]If you're havin' girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Verse 2]
I got [D]the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that want to make sure my
cas[C5]ket's closed
[D]Rap critics that say he's "Money
Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood,
stupid what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes
in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute
you [C]was havin' dough
[C5]I'm like "Fuck[D] critics,
you can kiss my whole asshole
If you 'on't like my lyrics,
you can press fast forward"

[Verse 3]
Got [D]beef with radio if I 'on't
play they show
They 'on't play my hits,
well, I 'on't give a shit, [C5]so
[D]Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads,
fuckers
I 'on't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence
that Jay- Z [Cm]has
[D]I'm from rags to riches,
niggas I ain't dumb

[Verse 4]
[D]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one,
hit me
99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[C5]If you h[D]avin' girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one,

[Verse 5]
hit me
[D]Year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is
the motherfuckin' [C5]law
I got [D]two choices y'all,
pull over the car or, hmm
Bounce on the devil,
put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no
highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars I
could fight [Cm]the case
So [D]I, pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son, do you know why
I'm stoppin' you for?"

[Verse 6]
"'Cause [D]I'm young and I'm black
and my hat's real low?
Or do I look like a mind reader,
sir? I don't [C5]know
[D]Am I under arrest or should
I guess some mo'?"
"Well you was doin' 55 in the
54" "Uh huh"
"License and registration and
step out of the car
Are you carryin' a weapon on
you? I know a lot of you are"
"I ain't steppin' out of shit,
all my papers legit"
"Well do you mind if I look around
the car a lil' bit?"

[Verse 7]
"Well my [D]glove compartment is locked,
so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need
a warrant for that"
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type
of lawyer or something?
Somebody important or something?"
"Child, I ain't passed the bar,
but I know a lil' bit
Enough that you won't illegally
search my [Cm]shit"
"Well we'll [D]see how smart you are
when the K- 9 come"

[Verse 8]
[D]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one,
hit me
99 problems but a bitch ain't [C5]one
If [D]you havin' girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one,
hit me
99 problems but a bitch ain't [C5]one
If [D]you havin' girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one,

[Verse 9]
hit me
[D]Now once upon a time
not too long ago
A nigga like myself had
to strong arm a [C5]hoe
This [D]is not a hoe in the sense
of havin' a pussy
But a pussy havin' no goddamn
sense try [C5]an d push me
[D]I tried to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord
Pray for 'em, cause some
fools [C5]just love to perform
[D]You know the type,
loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape
in a fruit fight
The only thin' that's gon' happen
is I'ma get to clappin' and
He and his boys gon' be yappin'

[Verse 10]
to the captain
[D]And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
Back through the system
with [C5]the riff raff again
[D]Fiends on the floor scratchin'
again
Paparazzi's with they cameras,
snappin' [C5]them
[D]D.A. tried to give a nigga shaft again
Half a mil' for bail cause
[C5]I'm African
[D]All because this fool was
harassin' 'em
Tryin' to play the boy like
he's saccharine
But ain't nothin' sweet
'bout how I hold my gun

[Verse 11]
[Cm]I got 99 problems,
bein' a [C]bitch ain't [Cm]one, hit [D]me
99 problems but a bitch ain't [Cm]one
If [D]you havin' girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't
one, hit me (gosh)
99 problems but a [Cm]bitch ain't one
If [D]you havin' girl problems
I feel bad for you son
[Cm]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one,
[D]hit me

[Verse 12]
Woo, woo, [D]uh, uh[Cm]
[D]Havin' girl problems I feel
bad for you son
I got 99 problems and
a bitch ain't one
You're crazy for this one, Rick,
it's your [D]boy[Cm]
[D][Cm]
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