Poontang Boomerang Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Met[F] a [C]gir[F]l o[A]n T[G]ind[B5]er,
[A]about a year ago
[G]Ass felt like a bean
[A]bag, stinky down below
She [B5]never got a call back,
[A]I couldn't get on that f[E]atty[G]
Yeah we're [A]golfin' three days later,
[B5]guess [C]who shows up as my [D]caddie?[F]
[C]Poontang Boom[F]erang

[Verse 2]
[G]
Just can't throw [E]her away[F]
[D]Dump her [F]ass on a [C]Friday night
[F]She's back [G]by Saturday
Sing [D]it, [F]Poo[Bb]ntang Boomerang

[Verse 3]
My [B5]friend was gettin' married,
and [A]met the bride to be
[B5]It was pretty obvious,
she [C]wanted some of me
I [B5]told her just the one time,
[A]I would make an exc[E]eption
[G]Then she[A] tried to suck my balls and her[C] own
wedding [D]reception[F]
[C]Poontang Boomer[F]ang

[Verse 4]
[G]
Give that shit [E]a hurl[F]
[D]But I can [F]almost [C]guarantee
[F]I'm gonna win[G]d up with that
[D]girl[F]
[C]Poontang Boom[F]erang
[G]Thought about goin' [E]gay
[F]The boo[A]merang[Bb] wang is
[A]even [D]worse [C]they [E]say

[Verse 5]
[D]Wow

[Interlude 1]
Look out
[E][D][B][B5][A]
[E][A]

[Verse 6]
You can [D]chuck that whore,
if you don't wanna fuck no more
But you better watch out Jack,
cause that ass is comin' back
If you're tired of getting in her brown,
you can take the next [C]bus out of town
[D]But you can't get far enough away,
that bitch will you find any day
Change your name and cut your hair,
move away to Timbuktu
But I'm tellin' you right now,
that boomerang tang will follow you
You can chuck that whore,
if you don't wanna fuck no more
But you better look out Jack,
cause that [E]ass is comin' [D]back

[Verse 7]
[G]Poontang Boomerang
That shit never [E]fails
[F]Sur[D]e as a bea[F]r shi[C]ts in the woods[F]
And [G]sail boats have sails
[D][F]
[C]Poontang Boomer[F]ang
Better [G]wise up real [F]quick
But the [D]boomerang [F]is as [C]danger[F]ous
Down [G]under on your dick

[Verse 8]
[D]
Poontang Boomerang
Oh [C]yeah
[Bb]Poontang Boomerang
Ww[G]wow
Poontang Boomerang
Awww
Poontang Boomerang
[F]Oh [D]yea[E]h[F][G]
[E]
[D][F][C][F][A][G]
Uh
[F][D]