Polyester Bride Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][G][F][G][C][G][F][G]
[D]
I was [A]talking, not

[Verse 1]
[G]
two days [A]ago
[D]To a certain barten[A]der I'm[G] lucky to [A]know
[D]And I asked Hen[A]ry, my [G]bartending[A] friend
[D]If I should bot[A]her dat[G]ing
unfam[A]ous men

[Verse 2]
And Henry [C]said,
"You're [G]lucky to even [A]know [C]me,
You're [G]lucky to be [A]alive.[C]
You're [G]lucky to be [A]drinking here for free,
'cause I'm [C]a sucker for your [G]lucky,
pretty [A]eyes."

[Verse 3]
And then [C]he said,
"Do you want [G]to be a
[F]pol[G]yester bride?[C]
Or do you want to [G]hang
your head [F]and [G]die?
[C]Do you want to find all[G]igator cow[F]boy
boots they just put [G]on [C]sale?
Do you want to [G]flap your wings an[F]d fly
[G]away from [C]here?"[G][D]
And I was [A]sitting, not

[Verse 4]
[G]two days ago[A][D]
Feeling [A]lonely, 'cause [G]I'm just feeling [A]low
[D]And I asked Hen[A]ry,
[G]my bar[A]tending friend[D]
Why it [A]is that there are [G]those kind of men
[A]And Henry said,

[Verse 5]
[C]
"You're [G]lucky to even [A]know [C]me,
You're [G]lucky to be [A]alive.[C]
You're [G]lucky to be [A]drink
ing here for free,
'cause I'm a [C]sucker for your [G]lucky,
pretty [A]eyes."

[Verse 6]
And then he [C]said,
"Do you want to be [G]a p[F]olyester bride?
[C]Or do you want to [G]hang
your head an[F]d die?
[C]Do you want to find all[G]igator cow[F]boy
boots they just put [G]on [C]sale?
Do you want to [G]flap your wings an[F]d fly
[G]away from [C]here?"[G][F]
"Princess, [G]do you

[Verse 7]
[C]really want to
[G]flap your wings an[F]d fly?
Because [C]you've got [G]time."
He keeps telling me,
[F]"You've [C]got tim[G]e."
But I don't believe him
[F]"You've [C]got tim[G]e."

[Verse 8]
I keep on pushing [F]harder[C]
I keep on pushing [F]farther [C]away
But he keeps telling me, [F]"Baby",
He says, [G]"Baby, yeah

[Verse 9]
[C]Do you want to [G]be a
[F]pol[G]yester bride?[C]
Or do you want to [G]hang
your head an[F]d d[G]ie?
[C]Do you want to find all[G]igator cow[F]boy
boots [G]they just put on [C]sale?
Do you want to [G]flap your wings
and [F]fly [G]away [C]from here?"
[G]"Do you want to

[Verse 10]
[F]be
a polyester bride?"
Away [G]from [C]here
"Do you [G]want to be a
[F]polyester bride?"
Away [G]from [C]here
"Do you want to be [G]a
[F]polyester bride?"
"Princess, [G]do you [C]really want to fla[G]p
your wings an[F]d fly away from here?"