Pibb Takes The Mexican ATV Tour Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Hell, boy, these
ATVs are [C#]more fun than [G]a game
of [C#]polar bear cricket.
[D]Yeah,
Mr.
Pip, they're pretty cool, huh?
More than [C]pretty.
[C#]Very.
[Eb]Yeah.
[C#]Hold on, the tour guide's
waving [D]us down.
Let's [C#]stop here.
Right behind [D]you, sonny.
Hola, señores and señoritas.
You are riding very well.
The tour stops here for a brief moment for
me to point out a very interesting
Mexican land growth.
Teach me,
Senorita.
My mind is ready for some [C]land growth.
[D]Easy,
Pip.
The plant I am pointing to is called the jumping
chocho cactus de chile popo.
Sounds like an
Egyptian drinking game.
Pip, shh.
I that guy's been drinking.
The hundred -year -old plant was given that name because,
one gets too close, the poisonous
needles actually jump into your skin and murder you,
so as to protect their [C#]milk.
Well, thank goodness [D]I'm lactoso
and [G]tala -la -mundo!
[D]Say, [C#]what was your nombre [D]again,
senorita?
Rahina.
A name as pretty as the poncho that keeps your coconuttos
grandes warm through the night.
He's sorry, sorry.
Es nada.
By the way,
[C#]Rahina the [D]hyena,
just how many gears [Eb]do these
[D]ATVs come equipped with?
Six, but like
Mr.
Gonstulez said, at the bottom of the mountain, with such narrow roads,
we do not recommend you go past third gear.
Well, ain't that a titious whip?
We'll be fine,
Rahina.
Gracias.
[G]Oka[D]y, time to head off
to the natural rain waterfall.
It's only a 20 -minute drive.
Let's keep 30 feet spaces from
each other for the sake of safety.
[C#]See you up there.
[D]I know what y[Bb]ou're thinking,
Pip.
[C]Don't take it past third.
She said it was danger[Eb]ous.
There's no [D]reason to push it.
[C]Reas[Eb]on rhymes [C#]with [D]treason, sonny.
And I ain't no traitor.
Pim, don't hold [C#]it![Bb]
[C]Watch [F#]it!
[D]Hey dude, look out!
Woo [B]-hoo,
Rahin[C]a! I'm [Db]all bashy,
I'm ready [C]style!
[Db]Watch out for the [Gb]chocho, senor!
[Db]Oh, [Eb]I'm in h[D]ere![B5][C#][D]
[G]
[C#]Oh my
God!
Pip!
Pip!
Are you okay?
[D]Yes, [C#]senor?
Oh, senor!
I don't know.