Phone Wallet Keys Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]All right, Milwaukee,
let's fucking do this shit
[E]Here we go

[Verse 2]
Yeah, [Em]yeah, yeah[E]
[G]Here we go [E]again
[Em]Come [E]on
[Em]I'm headin' out

[Verse 3]
and [E]all I'm takin' with me is my phone,
[C]wallet, keys
[E]Yeah, phone, [C]wallet, keys
Just those [E]three things please,
need my phone, wallet, keys
Got my credit cards in my wallet
Got my phone you can [F]call it
Master [E]lock on my front door
That's what my motherfuckin'
keys are for
My phone, wallet, keys, yeah,
phone, wallet, keys
Good things come in threes,
need my phone, wallet, [G]keys
If I'm [Em]goin'

[Verse 4]
to the [E]zoo I need my
(Phone, wallet, [C]keys)
If I'm [G]gettin' a face tattoo I need my [D](Phone, wallet,
keys)
If I'm [E]goin' [Am]out to a [E]weddin'
(wedding)
If it's winter time and I'm [F]sleddin'
[C]If I'm[E] at that daddy daughter
dance
My phone, wallet,
keys are in my pants
I'm goin' on vacation
[D]to the West In[E]dies
[Em]And I don't got no lugga[E]ge
just got phone, wallet, keys
I rode on up to the airport
Lady asked for my passport
[G]Fuck[E], o[C]kay

[Verse 5]
[E]Guess I need my phone,
wallet, passport, keys
[G]Phone, [E]wallet, passport, keys
[Am]Now I need four [E]things, bitch please
Phone, wallet, passport, keys
I'm finally on the plane,
I'm ridin' Delta, Delta
[Em]The lady farted next to me, [E]I
smelt her, I smelt her
We went up thirty thousand feet
I reclined my fuckin' seat
'Bout to watch a movie, stop
I forgot my laptop
Motherfucker, damnit

[Verse 6]
Now I need my laptop, [E]phone, wallet,
passport, keys
Laptop, phone, wallet,
passport, keys
Too much shit that's
five fuckin' things
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
I'm swingin' my shit all over the place
I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya
I'm [G]carryin' so much shit I [E]got a hernia,
[G]a hernia
[Am]No place to [E]put it, what should I do?
Probably should take my iPad too
[G]What the [E]fuck else did I forget?
(Sandman you need tons of shit)

[Verse 7]
[E]My Tic Tacs,
my backpack
My Zippo lighter, my charge pack
My sunglasses, my hairspray
My headphones (Them Beats by
Dre)
My notebook, my GoPro
My vape pen, my crossbow
My toothpick, my pocketknife
Oh fuck, I forgot my wife

[Verse 8]
(Phone, wallet, keys) Goddamn
[E]
(Phone, wallet, keys)
It used to be so easy
With my phone, my wallet, and
my keysy
Shit (Phone, wallet,
[D]keys) yeah
[E](Phone, wallet, keys)
It used to be a breezy
With my phone, my wallet, and
my keysy

[Verse 9]
My pockets got so heavy [E]now I'm
crampin, I'm crampin'
Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin',
I'm campin'
I'm miserable just standin' around I'm
like a walkin' lost and found
You know I'd [Em]rather [E]stay at home where all I
need's my fuckin' phone
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah
(Phone, phone, phone)
[E]Much happier at home,
just [D]playin' with my [G]phone[E]
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah
[D](Phone, phone, phone)
[E]Yeah, I'll just stay at home and
fiddle [E]with my phone [E]on the toilet