Peter Bazooka Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Tuesday, yes, it was[F] Tuesday[E]
When I saw my con[G]gressman
coming out [D]of the titty [Dm]bar
He didn't look [E]like my congressman
[G]but that's okay
Nobody [D]really looks like
them[Dm]selves [F]anymore

[Verse 2]
[E]I think it's got som[G]ething
to do with that crap
[D]They've been pouring
into [Dm]the water
[E]I decided it might be [G]wise to
fol[D]low the congressman
[Dm]Just to see what he was [Eb]up to
[F]Af ter all, my tax

[Verse 3]
[Dm]dollars [D]do pay his salary
[Eb]The cong[F]ressman got into a taxi,
[Dm]so I h[D]ailed a taxi
Despite the obvi[F]ous dangers involved
[Dm]And the colo[D]red voices in my
[Eb]head [F]began to sing

[Verse 4]
[B]All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can [G]hear it all, yes, I can hear it all
[B]All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can [G]even hear the little
insects crawl

[Verse 5]
The con[D]gressman was in
tax[F]i n[E]umber 23
And I was [G]in cab [D]17
But numbers are meaningless
In this [F]kind of cat [E]and squid [G]game

[Verse 6]
My [D]driver was an Aries
And he [F]laughed when [E]I said,
"Follow that [G]cab"
And he kept [D]laughing
Until he saw the cold blue
[E]steel of Little [G]Elvis

[Verse 7]
"Keep [D]your god-damn hands hands off that radi[Eb]o",
I [F]warned him
"I work [Dm]for the govern[D]ment"
This is actually a half truth
[F]I'm really a bike courier

[Verse 8]
[Dm]But I make a lot of deliveri[D]es
To government of[Eb]fices
That's [F]where I heard about [Dm]the cheese
And the colored voices
in my head [F]kept singing

[Verse 9]
[B]All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I [G]can hear it all, yes, I can hear it all
[B]All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can [G]even hear the little
insects crawl

[Verse 10]
There's [D]this super secret
government program called
"Oper[E]ation the [F]cheese stands [D]alone"
It's the congressmen's pet project
[E]They claim [F]that they're giving
[D]surplus cheese to the needy

[Verse 11]
I, of [Eb]course, have [E]my suspi[F]cions
[D]After 15 very quiet minutes
The congressman's [E]cab pulled up
[F]outside [D]a warehouse
I had the Aries circle around
the building [Eb]and drop me off
[F]He seemed to be grasp

[Verse 12]
[D]ing the
importance of my mission
Since he said I didn't [E]have to pay [F]him
As long as I [D]promised to stay very
far away from him and his taxi
[E]I swear, s[F]ome people j[D]ust
don't want to get involved
[Eb][E][F]

[Verse 13]
[B]All I gotta do is put
my ear to the wall
And I can [G]hear it all, yes, I can hear it all
[B]All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can [G]even hear the little insects crawl

[Verse 14]
[D]So I walked into tha[F]t col[E]d dark pla[G]ce
Little [D]Elvis drawn and ready for ac[E]tion
[G]I too was rea[D]dy, ready for the moment
[Eb]When I would[F] be a [Dm]real A[D]meric[Eb]an[F]

[Verse 15]
[B]All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
And I can [G]have it all, yes, I can have it all
[B]All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
And I can [G]even make the little insects crawl

[Verse 16]
[B]All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
And I can [G]have it all, yes, I can have it all
[B]All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
And I can [G]even make the little insects crawl

[Verse 17]
[B]All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
And I can [G]have it all, yes, I can have it all
All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
And I can even make the little insects crawl