Patricia the Stripper Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][G][D][Em][D][G][C][D][C][Em]
[G][Em][D][C][D][G]

[Verse 1]
She [G]works downtown in an unmarked bar,
Flyin' round poles she always
gave me the fright of my [C]life
I [G]didn't mean to get involved
it was the alcohol
Mixed with and empty feeling in[C]side
[D]Its[C] such a bad[Bm] ide[D]a to f[C]all in
love with a 'lady of [G]the night'

[Verse 2]
Why didn't God give
her two left [C]feet[Am]
[C]Then she couldn't [D]run away from me!

[Interlude 1]
[G]

[Verse 3]
[G]Months go by and I'm alone in bed
While she's greasing up for when the
businessmen and lawyers ar[C]rive
I've got [G]to wear a beard
a suit an[F#m]d tie
To get [Em]past the door if I want
[D]to see my girl [C]to night
I go to [Bm]all this e[D]ffort just to see my fair
[C]Patricia going home with some other guy
[G]

[Verse 4]
Why didn't God give
her two left [C]feet[Am]
[C]Then she couldn't [D]run away from [G]me!
Why didn't God give
her two [D]left [C]feet[Am]
[C]Then she couldn't run
[Dsus4]away from me![G][Am]

[Verse 5]
She thinks I'm [Bm]sad and that's
al[Em]right[G][Am]
But she doesn't [Bm]hate me
so there's [Em]my little a[D]libi
I [Am]can 't, I can't leave,
I can[Bm]'t I can't I can'[Em]t
She's [G]my [Am]coked-up
[Bm]botox girl

[Verse 6]
Pa[C]tricia, Patri[D]cia
Oh [G]Patricia the Stripper you
are my [C]sun[Am]shine[C]
[D]Oh Pa [G]tricia the str[Em]ipper
[D]come on hom[C]e tonight
[Am]Oh P[C]a tr[D]icia t[G]he Stripper
you are my sun[C]shine
[G]So why can't [C]you come
[G]home [C]with [D]me [G]tonight?