Past My prime Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Dm][F][C][G]
[Dm]Oh m[F]y god
I just realized [C]something terrible

[Verse 2]
[G]I'm[C] pas[G]t my athlet[Dm]ic pri[F]me
I wasted my [G]whole athletic
[C]prime[Am]
[G]It's gone like the san[Dm]ds of [F]time
All that's [G]left for me to do is [C]die[Am]
[C]Will

[Verse 3]
[G]I ever [Dm]go pr[F]o?
[G]No
[C]Sorry bro[G]
Will I [Gsus4]make it t[Dm]o the NBA?[F]
[C]No way
[G]Not today, or ever
[Am]Why did I [Dm]waste my time

[Verse 4]
[F]
Making these beats and
these rhymes?
I shoulda [G]trained for the draft
Instead of making them laugh
Why am I [Dm]trying to sing?
[F]I should be chasing a ring
I'm [G]past my prime
All I got left is my
[Dm]Sexu

[Verse 5]
[F]al prime
Lemme just double [C]check
that [G]online
Wait according to [Dm]Cosmo [F]magazine
I sexually [G]peaked [C]at eight[G]een
[C]I'm [Dm]past

[Verse 6]
my sexual [F]prime
I coulda been the [G]Ron Jeremy
[C]of my [G]time
I'm sad cause I [Dm]never [F]tried
[Dm]Now I'll probably have to
[G]turn to a [C]life [Am]of crime

[Verse 7]
[C]Will I star [G]in a [Dm]porno?[F]
Of course [G]no
[C]It's too [G]late
Will I [Gsus4]have a threesome
[Dm]with two [F]MILFs?
I don't think [G]I will
[C]I l[G]ack the skills
[F]I wish I [Dm]tried my

[Verse 8]
best
[F]I shoulda focused on sex
Now I just [G]smash for free
Instead of professionally
Watching a [Dm]porn movie
[F]Thinking "that coulda been me"
I'm [G]past my prime
All I got left is my
[F]Optimus prime

[Verse 9]
Let me just double [C]check [G]that online
Oh my god trans[Dm]formers aren't [F]real
I don't even [C]know how to [G]feel
[C]

[Verse 10]
I'm past [Dm]my Optimus Pr[F]ime
[Dm]I will never bring a [G]cool [C]red truck to [G]life
I wish I had a [Dm]sen tient r[F]ide
I [Dm]always thought I'd fight
with [C]robots in the [Am]sky
[C]Will I [Gsus4]hang out with[F] an[Dm]

[Verse 11]
[F]autobot?
Probably not
[C]They don[G]'t exist
Will I ever [Dm]meet [F]Shia Labeouf?
Well, actually,
[C]I don't know. May[G]be.

[Verse 12]
[F]I passed [Dm]my prime
[F]I wasted my life
But [Em]don't you [C]cry
[G]Cause when I die
I'll still [Dm]have [F]my
Amazon [C]Prime[G]

[Verse 13]
I'm just now entering my amazon
prime as I leave my athletic prime