(Part Two) The Third World (Yorkshire) Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]THE[C]
MEANING
OF
[Em]LIFE,
PART 2
THE
[C]THIRD
[Am]WORLD
[Em]YORKSHIRE
Now, who's tea time is it?
CHILDREN
come on, [Em]now, sit down.
Now,
Vincent,
Tessa,
Valerie,
Janine,
Martha,
Andrew,
Thomas,
Walter,
Pat,
Linda,
Michael,
Evadne,
[Em]Alice,
Dominic and
Sasha, it's your bedtime.
CHILDREN
Now, [Em]don't argue.
Laura,
Alfred,
Nigel,
Annie,
Simon and...
Wait!
I've got something to [Em]tell the whole
family.
Oh, quick, go and get the others in,
[Em]Gordon.
[Em]The mill's closed.
There's no more work.
We're destitute.
[Em]Come in, my little loves.
I've got no option but to sell you all
for scientific experiments.
No, no, that's the way
it is, my loves.
Blame the
Catholic
Church for not letting me wear one of those
little rubber things.
Oh, they've done some wonderful things
in their time.
[Em]They've preserved the might and majesty,
even mystery, of the
Church of
Rome.
And the sanctity of [Em]the sacraments,
the indivisible oneness of the
Trinity.
But if they let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock,
we won't be in the
mess we are now.
[Em]Couldn't mummy have worn some
sort of petticoat?
Not if we're going to remain members
of the fastest -growing religion in the world, my boy.
[Em]You see, we believe...
Well, let me put it like this.