On the Amazon Chords

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[Verse 1]
[Em]There's a [Baug]danger z[B]one,
[Baug]not a st[Em]ranger z[Baug]one[B]
[Em]Than the [Am]little plot I walk on
[F#]that I call [Em]my h[Baug]ome[B][Baug]
[Em]Full of [Baug]eerie sight[B]s,
[Em]weird [Baug]and skeery [B]sights
[Em]Every vicious [Am]animal that [Em]creeps
[G]and crawls [F#]and b[Em]ites!!
[G]On [Baug]the Ama[B]zon,[Am] the pro[C]phylacti[Am]cs prowl On th[Dm]e Amaz[D]on,[G][C]
[Am]the hypoderm[Dm]ics howl[G] On[Em]
the [C]Amazon, [Am]you'll hear a sc[Dm]arab scowl
[D]and[D#dim] sting zo[Adim]diacs on t[G]he wing[D#]
All [C]the stalactites [Am]and vi
[Dm]cious verteb[D]rae[G]
Hunt [C]the stalag[Am]mites while [D]laryngitis [G]slay
All [C]that parasites [Am]that come[Dm] from Paraguay
in the [D#dim]spring[Baug]
Hmm, hmm hmmm
[F]Snarling equinox [Fm]among the
rocks will [C]seize [Em]you[A]
And [D]the Fahrenheit [C#]comes out
at night [D]to freeze [Baug]you
Wild [C]duodenum [Am]are
lurking in [Dm]the t[G]rees
And [C]the jungle [Am]swarms with
[Dm]green apo[G]strophes
Oh, the [C]Amazon [Am]is ca[D]ll[G]ing me[C][C#]
[D]On the Ama[G]zon, the[Em] pax vobiscu[Am]m bite[D]
On the [G]Amazon, [Em]the epigl[Am]ottis figh[D]t
On [G]the [Em]Amazon, the hemi[Am]spheres at night
all [Bbdim]slink whe[D]re the agnostics drink
All the [G]hippodromes [Em]that lie
[Am]concealed in [D]mud
[G]Hunt the [Em]metronomes that
[Am]live in swamp and [D]flood
Then [G]the [Em]kodachromes run out [Am]and drink their blood,
[Bbdim]poor gink[D]s
While ve[C]locipedes [Cm]among
the weeds [G]will [D]scare [E]you
And [A]the menopause [Am]with
hungry jaws en[D]snares you
Frenzied [G]adenoids [Em]infest
[Am]the hills and [D]slopes
[G]Everyone [Em]avoids the
deadly [Am]stetho[D]scopes
Oh, the [G]Amazon [Em]is call[Am]ing
[D]Yes, the Ama[G]zon is [Em]calling[Am]
[D]Oh, the Ama[G]zon is [Em]call[Am]
[D]ing [G]me-ee!![C][D][G]
me-ee!!