Odd couple Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[E]Good goobily good
Look what the [Dm]cat dragged [C]in
The Mac's back in
We [G]snap crackin'
[C]We got the jokes for [E]you
[C]Look who [Dm]the hump bumped [F]in to
The [C]0 -1 -2
[G]Rhyme [Dm]say -ah
The paper [Am]maker biz
[E]Lay the vapors
I'm the [Dm]vapor sprayer
From the Him[C]alaya
The [G]Emma's the A [C]-ah R is the K -ah
I'm [E]the mayor
Leaving [Dm]MC's in the ditch
So get [Am]ready
We [C]bout to start a fly in this bitch
[Am]Humpty Dumpty had [Dm]a fight with [C]his mom
She broke both [G]her legs
Then [C]both of her [Am]arm s,
tighty bow [C]man tried to [Dm]throw a [C]fit
I told his punk [G]ass he was [E]full of shit
Shut your mouth [Am]man,
see you're [F]always trying to [Dm]take it further
[C]I heard you bit a b[G]urger,
with [C]a funky worm in it
Ohio [E]play it [C]smooth,
cause you [Dm]didn't clear the sample in it
[Am]Lordy lord, [G]now they got you
[C]pushing hot [Am]dogs
Tupac was [C]the only one
[Dm]that was living [C]large
And humped in your [G]nose,
it's like [Dm]a two car garage
[E]I k[Am]now you got s[Dm]oul,
[C]I heard you don't eat [G]pussy
You be [C]eatin' booty, hoe
No, my nose be in the booty
My [Dm]tongue be in her vertical smile
[C]I heard your sister had sex
with Coma [Am]Pie, nigga
Your [F]mom's a brush of teeth
I [Dm]heard her breath was strong
Boy, [C]you wrong
Why [G]can't we just [E]get along?
Why can't we be friend[Dm]s?
[C]Why can't we be
Why [G]can't we just [E]get along?
Why can't we be friend[Dm]s?
Why can't [C]we be [G]friends?
[C]Die, come on
The [E]city's so [Dm]nice
That they had to name it twice
[C]New York, [G]New York
The [C]land delights
We got the fashion, the riches,
[Dm]the project bitches
The [C]polo, [G]the Broadway,
[C]the guards, the pictures
So, we got [Dm]the palm trees,
[F]G's being [Dm]Hollywood
Swingin' large [C]cars
around the [G]blocks
with the [C]stars on the sidewalk
[Dm]Every stop[C]light's a show[Dm]case,
not [C]Lexus's Brothers
and [G]Hummers
followin' [C]other friends in Benz's
Yeah, that's cool, y 'all [Dm]doin' your [C]thing
But look what they [G]did to that
[Dm]man Rodney K[C]ing
They [Am]beat him and [C]stomped him
like [Dm]a bunch of [C]grapes
When I seen him,
he looked like the planet of the apes
[Am]Yeah, you right, [F]po lice don't act [Dm]tight,
but in the riots, yo
[C]California nig[E]gas wasn't
scared to [C]go at faux [E]pas
So yo, I take [Dm]it in like Mavis,
every [C]borough is thor[G]ough
Don't forget Larry [Am]Davis
They got Dre and Quincy [E]Jones,
[Dm]homies Primo and Purrpump
[C]Eazy -E and [G]Tupac, nigga [C]Scott LaRock and Biggie,
nigga [F]Compton
Oakland
[Dm]Brooklyn Bridge
Golden [C]Gate, plus Huey Newt Malcolm [G]X
You guys right Earth[C]quakes
Well, [Dm]at least you never [C]catch me
wearing [Dm]wigs in my [C]videos
Oh, you don't have to go there
with your big plastic nose
What about your [Dm]big -ass head?
What about your [G]black ass teeth?
Your [C]mom's so black
I [G]looked at her and
[C]thought that I was [Am]sleep
Your [C]nasty ass [Dm]mom
gave me an ear infection
over the phone
[C]Come on man,
[G]why we can't [C]get along?
can't [E]we be friends?
[Dm]Why can't we j[C]ust [G]get along?
[E]Why can't we be friend[Dm]s?
[C]Why can't we be [G]friends?
[C]Why[E] can't we be friends?
Why can't [C]we just get along?
[Am]Why can't [E]we be friend[Dm]s?
It's [Am]okay, we'll be fine
[E]Nah, [Am]come [E]on[Dm][F][C]
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[E]You[Dm]