Nobody Makes A Pass At Me Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]I w[E]ant[Asus4][Em][D]
[Bm]men that I[E] can p[A]lease
That [Bm]I can[E] squeeze, th[Em]at I can tea[A]se
[D]Two or [G]three or [Bm]four or [Bbdim]more
What [Bm]are those fools w[Em]aiting f[A]or?
I want [Bm]love [Abdim]and I want kis[A]sing
[Bm]I want more of what [Em]I'm missing
[D]

[Verse 2]
Nobody comes [G]knocking
at [Bm]my front do[Gm]or
[F#]What do they[D] think my[G]
knocker's for?
[Bbdim]If they don't [D]come soon,
there won't [Bm]be any m[G]ore![Em][E]
What can the matter [A]be?

[Verse 3]
[D]I wash my [Abdim]clothes with Lux,[Fdim]
[Em]my etiquette's the bes[A]t
[D]I spend my hard- [Fdim]earned bucks,
on just [Em]what the ads sug[A]gest
[D]Oh dear, what can the [G]matter [Gm]be?
[D]Nobody makes a [Em]pass at [D]me
[A]I'm

[Verse 4]
[D]full of Kellogg's [Fdim]Bran,
[Em]I eat grape nuts on the sly[A]
[D]The date is [Bm]on the[Fdim] can
of [Em]cof fee that [A]I buy
[D]Oh dear, what can [G]the matter [Gm]be?
[Edim]Nobody m[D]akes a pass at[Em] me![D]

[Verse 5]
[G]Oh, Be[F#]atrice [Bm]Fair- [B]fax,
[Em]give me the [Bm]bare [Em]facts
[D]How do you [Ebdim]make them fall[D]?[Em]
[G]If you don't [Bm]save me,
[Em]the things the Lord gave me
[E]Never will [Bm]be an[E]y us[A]e to
me at [Em]all[A]

[Verse 6]
[D]I sprinkle on [Fdim]a dash,
of [Em]"Fragrance [A]de Amour"
The [D]ads say, "Makes [Fdim]Men Rash"
[Em]But I guess their smell [A]is poor
[D]Oh dear, what can the mat[G]ter be?[Gm]
[D]Nobody makes a [Em]pass [D]at me
[A]I

[Verse 7]
[Bm]use Ovaltine and Listerine,
[Em]Barb[A]asol and Mustero[D]le
Life Buoy soap [Bm]and Flit,
so why ain't [Em]I got it?[A]
I use [D]Coca [Bm]Cola [Em]and
[A]Marmola
Crisco, Lesco, and [D]Mazola
Ex- lax [Bm]and Vapex
So [A]why ain't I got [G]sex?
[D]I use

[Verse 8]
[B]Albolene and May[F#m]bellene
Alka Seltzer, [B]Bromo [F#m]Seltzer
[B]Odorono and Sensa[F#]tion
[F#m]So why ain't I[Cdim]
got [Em]fascin[A] ation?
[Bm]My girdles

[Verse 9]
come [Fdim]from the best
[Em]Times ads say [A]they're chick
[D]And up above I'm[Fdim] dressed
[Em]In the brassier of the [A]week
[D]Oh, oh dear,
what can [G]the matter [Gm]be?
[D]Nobody makes [Em]a pass at [D]me[A]

[Verse 10]
I [D]use Pond's on [Fdim]my skin
[Em]With rye- crisp I [A]have thinned
I [D]get my culture in[Fdim], I began
[Em]Gone with the wind[A]
[D]Oh dear, what can [G]the matter [Gm]be?
[D]Nobody makes [Em]a pass at [D]me

[Verse 11]
[G]Oh [Bm]Dor'thy Dix, plea[E]se,
[Em]show me some tricks
[D]Please, I want [Eb]some [D]men to [Em]hold
I [Bm]want [G]attention and [Em]things
I can't [Bm]mention
And [E]I want them a[Bm]ll
[E]befor[A]e I get too old
[Bm]I use

[Verse 12]
[D]Mum [Fdim]ev'ry day an
[Em]d Angelus [A]Liplure
But [D]still [Bm]men stay a[Fdim]way
Just [Em]like I result [A]of 99 and [D]44
100 percent P.O
What [G]can the matter [Gm]be?
[D]Nobody makes a [Em]pass at [D]me[D]
I don't [Abdim]know, oh,[Gm] dear