no meat chords and lyrics - STEPHEN LYNCH

Lời & hợp âm

[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
[G]Vegan living,
[Bm]so healthy and c[A]lean
[D]So muc[A]h bro[G]wn rice,
[Bm]so many mung[A] beans
And no [G]meat, [D]not one bite of [G]mea[D]t
Juicy [G]meat, [D]succulent mea[G]t[D]

[Verse 2]
Instead I get, [A]gluten and [G]sea weed [D]stew
[A]Rice milk and lentils and [G]fuckin to[D]fu
I re[A]spect every creature from [G]horse,
fowl an[D]d owl
I'd blow a [A]goat for some
[G]bacon right [D]now
Yeah I'd blow a [A]goat for some ba[G]con,
[D]right now

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 3]
You eat your south[G]ern fried chicken
[Bm]And I'll just have f[A]ruit
[D]How's that T- bone?
[G]No really, it's cool
I'll just [Bm]chew on this turnip [A]root
With a couple chick [G]peas[D]
Kill [G]me [D]please

[Verse 4]
I'm tired [A]of [G]hummus
And [D]bulgur wheat[A]
Tofurkey tofuck[F#m]yourself
[G]I want some m[D]eat
I re[A]spect every creature the
[G]birds and the [D]bees
Well I'd eat [A]the shit out some
[G]Whopper with [D]cheese
Believe me I'd [A]fuck up that Whop[G]per [D]with cheese

[Interlude 2]
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[Verse 5]
[A](Whoa) alfalfa sprouts [G]and a red [D]bean
A [A]handful of trail [F#m]mix
[G]Mmm [D]what a treat
[A]How about some soy yogurt
[G]served [D]in a bowl?
I'd rather [A]eat a [G]hobo's as[D]shole
Yeah I'd rather [A]eat [G]a hobo's asshole