No Man's Land Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[A]I got a job in Atlanta in a mall
playing Santa
Not because of any talent
but because I was the
only one the [D]suit would fit
[A]Everybody shopping,
little sticky kids were hopping
on my lap with their fingers
in my beard
I guess they thought that I was [D]really [A]it

[Verse 2]
[G]She sat down on my lap and said to me
"I'm twenty three and I [D]need someone
[G]You look like someone
who could play with me
[A]Stay with me, all day with me"
Cause [D]I'm in

[Verse 3]
no man's [G]land
Can't seem to find a real man
You know I'm lookin' for a steel man
She said [D]I'm in no man's land
[G]I'm gonna show you a real good time
[A]I'd gladly pay you double overtime
[Bm]She was beggin' to be

[Verse 4]
[Em]mine,
but my [Bm]job was on [Em]the line
Should I [Bm]say or should I g[Em]o? I j[A]ust
didn't [D]know... Hmmmm

[Verse 5]
I left [A]fifty kids standin' in line,
they were whining, they were crying
and their mothers they were screaming
in hysterics and I swear
I never heard such pro[G]fanity
[D]

[Verse 6]
I dropped my [A]suit on the floor
they were trying to block the door
They were calling her a whore
They were driven to nativities in[D]sanity
[G]We drove away in her Mercedes Benz,
dirty blond split ends [D]in the breeze
[G]She said "I want to put you
under my tree
[A]You're just a little gift from me to me"

[Verse 7]
Cause [D]I'm in no man's land
[G]Can't seem to find a real man
You know I'm lookin' for a steel man
She said [D]I'm in no man's land
[G]You know I'm ready for a real good time
[A]I'd gladly pay you double overtime
[Bm]She had

[Verse 8]
money all her [Em]life
She wasn't [Bm]lookin' to become
my [Em]wife
She said, "I [Bm]hope you understand
[Em]I just want [A]a nightful of man,
[G]Sonny"[D]

[Interlude 1]
[A][D]
[A][G][D][Em][G]
[Em]
She didn't [A]no tice I was thin with

[Verse 9]
[A]
a delicate chin
Nor the softness of my skin,
nor the scent of my other per[G]sonalit[D]ies
She didn't [A]see through my disguise
- didn't see it in my eyes
She was in for a surprise when
she discovered my emotional [G]plural[D]ity
She [G]said "Come and lay down on the

[Verse 10]
[G]
floor with me
It's warmer here by [D]the fire"
[G]She didn't know that
there was more of me
[A]She'd have to learn to
love all four of me

[Verse 11]
Cause [D]I'm in no man's [G]land
I'm lookin' for the real me,
If only I could feel me
You know [D]I'm in no man's [G]land
Sometimes I gotta play me,
It's really hard to stay me
Hey, [D]I'm in no mans [G]land
I'm looking for the real me,
If only I could feel me
You know [D]I'm in no man's [G]land
Sometimes I gotta play me,
It's really hard to stay me
Oh, [D]I'm in no man's [G]land
I'm looking for the real me,
If only I could feel me