Nick Teen and Al K. Hall Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Spoken introduction:
(Nicholas! Albert! Look, I don't know where they are, but I'd like you to meet my two pals,
my buddies, my two amigos. I'll tell you all about them...well...)
I never [D]gargled,

[Verse 2]
I never gambled,
[C]I never [G]smoked at [D]all.
[G]Until I met my [D]two good amigos,
Nick Teen and Al K. [G]Hall.

[Verse 3]
[G]Strange as it seems, I met in my dreams,
Nick Teen [D]and Al K. Hall.
Here's what they said to me, 'Use
your head, just see your life is very, very dull"
Well, [G]I never [D]gargled,

[Verse 4]
I never gambled,
[C]I never smoked at [D]all.
[G]Until I [D]met my two good amigos,
[C]Nick Teen and [D]Al K. [G]Hall.[D][G]

[Verse 5]
[G]So I said to Nick, 'Nick tell me quick,
what should a [D]fellow do?'
He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy,
you should try a cigarette or two.'
Well, [G]I never gargled,

[Verse 6]
[D]I never gambled,
[C]I never smoked at [G]all.
[D]Un [G]til I [D]met my two good amigos,
Nick Teen and Al K. [G]Hall.

[Verse 7]
[G]So I lit a fag, and I took a drag,
then to my [D]great surprise,
I started to gasp, and coughed like a rasp,
And everything spun
round before [G]my eyes.

[Verse 8]
Well, I never gargled, [D]I never gambled,
[C]I never smoked at [G]all.
Until I met my [D]two good amigos,
[C]Nick Teen and [D]Al K. [G]Hall.

[Verse 9]
[G]So I said to Al, 'Al, be a pal,
what do you [D]really think?'
He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy,
smoking's kid's stuff, pour yourself a drink.'
Well, [G]I never [D]gargled,

[Verse 10]
I never gambled,
[C]I never smoked at [G]all.[D]
[G]Until I met my [D]two good amigos,
[C]Nick Teen and [D]Al K. [G]Hall.

[Verse 11]
[G]So quick as a wink, I took a drink,
swigged a [D]glassful down.
First it seemed to hit me, then it turned around and bit me,
And everything went all spinning round.
Well, [G]I never [D]gargled,

[Verse 12]
I never gambled,
[C]I never smoked at [G]all.
[D]Un [G]til I [D]met my two good amigos,
Nick Teen and Al K. [G]Hall.

[Verse 13]
Well, [G]here is the joke, when I awoke,
it wasn't [D]finished yet,
I noticed first a terrible thirst
And then a craving
for a cigar[G]ette.
Well, I never [D]gargled,

[Verse 14]
I never gambled,
[C]I never smoked at [G]all.
Until I [D]met my two good amigos,
Nick Teen and Al K. [G]Hall.

[Verse 15]
Well, take my advice, this smoking is nice
and the drinking is [D]really lush.
As you can see, there's
no change in me,
I'm still as pure as the driven slush.
Well, [G]I never [D]gargled,

[Verse 16]
I never gambled,
[C]I never smoked at [D]all.
[G]Until I [D]met my two good amigos,
Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

[Verse 17]
Nick Teen and Al K. [G]Hall.