Next Contestant Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]I judge by what [C]she's wearing
[G]Just how many head[Dm]s I'm tearing
[Am]Off of assholes [C]coming on to h[G]er
Each night seems [Dm]like
it's getting [Am]worse
And I wish she'd [C]take the night off
[G]So I don't hav[Dm]e to fight off
[Am]Every asshole [C]coming on to [G]her
It happens [Dm]every night she [Am]works
They'll go and [C]ask the [G]DJ
Find out just [Dm]what would she say
[Am]If they all tried co[C]ming on to her
[G]Don't they know it's [Dm]never
going [Am]to work
They think they'll [C]get inside her
[G]With eve[C]ry dri[Dm]nk they buy her
[Am]As they all try co[C]ming on to h[G]er
This time some[Dm]body's getting hurt
[C]Here comes the nex

[Verse 2]
[Dm]t contestant[Am]
Is [C]that

[Verse 3]
your [G]hand on [Dm]my girlfriend?
[Am]Is that [C]your hand?[G][Dm][Am]
I wish you'd [C]do it [G]again
I'll watch you [Dm]leave here [G]limping
[Am]And I wish you'd do it[C] again
[G]And I'll watch you lea[Dm]ve
here [G]limping[C]
There goes the [Dm]nex t contestant

[Verse 4]
[Am]And [C]I ev[G]en[Dm][Am]
[C]fear the [G]ladies
They're cool but [Dm]twice as crazy
[Am]Just as bad for [C]coming on to her
[G]Don't they know it's [Dm]never
going to [Am]work
And each time she [C]bats an eyelash
[G]Somebody's gra[Dm]bbing her ass
[Am]Everyone keeps [C]coming on to [G]her
This time some[Dm]body's getting hurt
[C]Here comes the nex

[Verse 5]
[Dm]t contestant[Am]
Is [C]that

[Verse 6]
your [G]hand on [Dm]my girlfriend?
[Am]Is that [C]your hand?[G][Dm][Am]
I wish you'd [C]do it [G]again
I'll watch you [Dm]leave here [G]limping
[Am]And I wish you'd do it[C] again
[G]And I'll watch you lea[Dm]ve
here [G]limping[C]
There goes the [Dm]nex t contestant
[Am]

[Interlude 1]
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[G]
[Am][C][Am][G][Am][C][G][Dm][C][G]

[Verse 7]
[Am]I'm hating what [C]she's wearing
[G]Everybody [Dm]here keeps staring
[Am]Can't wait 'till they [C]get
what they [G]deserve
This time some[Dm]body's getting [C]hurt

[Verse 8]
Here comes the [Dm]nex t contest[Am]ant
Is [C]that

[Verse 9]
your [G]hand on [Dm]my girlfriend?
[Am]Is that [C]your hand?[G][Dm][Am]
I wish you'd [C]do it [G]again
I'll watch you [Dm]leave here [G]limping[Am]
I wish you'd [C]do it [G]again
I'll watch you [Dm]leave here [G]limping
[Am]And I wish you'd do it[C] again[G]
Each night seems [Dm]like it's get[D]ting [G]worse
[Am]And I wish you'd do it[C] again[G]
This time some[Dm]body's
get[G]ting [C]hurt

[Verse 10]
There goes the [Dm]nex t c[D]ontestant