New Religion Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Em][Am][Dm][G][Gsus4][C]

[Verse 1]
[C]Evidence of a [F]new [C]religion
[F]I'll spare you the detai[G]ls
[C]Effluent from a bloated business
[F]With replica shirt [G]sales

[Verse 2]
[F]Two for the kids,
one [Am]for the [F]wife
Indicating a [Am]stunted l[D]ife
Didn't know gullibility was so [Dm]rife?
Well, you do know [G]now

[Verse 3]
[C]Evidence of a new religion
[F]Some hippie with [Dm]a gri[G]pe
[C]Strikes a blow with his census form
By sum[F]moning Star [G]Wars [F]tripe

[Verse 4]
Here's a thing that I'd [Am]love
to [F]say
Lynndie England walks [Am]free [D]today
If she'll only agree to [Dm]play
With every [G]Jedi Knight

[Verse 5]
An' [F]lo, my faith it was [C]honed
We can't be [Em]alone
[Am]Don't say we're alone
[Dm]

[Interlude 1]
[G][C][F][G][C]
[F][G]

[Verse 6]
[F]Give me ancestry tha[Am]t's inbred
[F]Give me wit that's comple[Am]tely dead
[D]Give me a zip for the back of my head
[Dm]I wanna join in too[G]

[Verse 7]
[C]Evidence of a new religion
[F]Meeting a hu[Dm]man [G]need
[C]Fertilizer for the brain
[F]Feeding the weakest [G]seed[C] s
[F]

[Verse 8]
[G]Feeding the weakest [C]seed[F]s
[G]Feeding the weakest [C]seed[F]s
[G]Feeding the weakest seeds

[Outro 1]
[C][F][G][C]