Never Fight a Man With a Perm Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[E5][Em][E5]

[Verse 1]
Brylcreem, Creatine And a bag of [E5]Charlie
[Em]Sheen
[E5][Em]
Brylcreem, Creatine
And a [E5]bag of c[Em]ocaine[G]
A dulcet man with a dulcet tone
From a dulcet town and a dulcet [Em]home
He [E5]hates me, I like that
Two arms like big [Em]baseball bats
[G]I bark, he bites back
A jaw like a fuck off bear [Am]trap[Em]
[E5]He said [Em]"The[E5]se boots[Em] are
made for stomping
[E5]And [Em]that's just what they'll d[G]o
One of these days these
boots are gonna
Stomp all over you"
[Em][E5]

[Verse 2]
I said I got a penchant for [Em]smokes and
kicking douches in the mouth
Sadly for you my last cigar
[E5]ette's gone [E]out[E5]

[Verse 3]
Concrete to [D5]leather[Dm]
[E5]Concrete to [D5]leather[Dm][D5]
[G]Concrete to [Dm]leather
[D5]Conc[G]rete[D5][Dm][C]
[Em]Con [E5]crete to l[D5]eather[Dm]
[E5]Con [Em]crete [E5]to leath[D5]er
[G]Concrete [D5]to le[Dm]ather[D5]
[G]Concrete

[Interlude 1]
[D5][Dm][C][Em][E5]
[Em][E5][Em][G][A5][E5]

[Verse 4]
A [E5]heathen from Eton
On a bag of Michael [Em]Keaton[G]
A heathen from Eton
On a bag of Michael [Em]Keaton
He thinks he's suave
You're not [E5]suave 'cause
you watched [Em]Get Carter
You are a [G]catalogue, plastic Sinatra
A try-hard,
you you should've tried [A5]harder
[Em]Me, oh me, oh my, Roy
You look like a walk[E5]ing [Em]thyroid
[G]You're not a man, you're a gland
You're one big neck with sausage hands
[Em]You are [E5]a Top[Em]shop tyrant
Even your haircut's violent
You [G]look like you're from Love Island
You stood and the room went

[Interlude 2]
silent
[G][A5][E5][E][E5][E]

[Verse 5]
[E]Never [E5]fight a [E]man with
a perm
[E5][E][E5]

[Verse 6]
Con[Em]crete [E5]to leat[D5]her[Dm]
[E5]Con crete [D5]to leather
[G5]Conc[G]rete to leat[D5]her
Con[G]crete[D5][C]
[E5]Con crete to l[D5]eather
[Dm]Conc[D5]rete [E]to [E5]leather
[D5]Conc[D]rete[G] to leather[Dm]
[D5]Conc[G]rete[D5][C][B]

[Verse 7]
[B]I shut m[Bm]y mo[G]uth
Let's hug [D5]it o[B]ut
I shut my [G]mouth
[D5]Let's hug [Dm]it o[D5]ut[B]
I shut [B]my [B]mouth

[Outro 1]
I shut my mouth
[D5][B][B][B][B]