Hợp âm my vagina

Lời & hợp âm

[Intro 1]
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My va[Em]gina

[Verse 1]
[D]has two sets of [C]lips,
[G]but I don[Em]'t get
[C]Monthly blood [D]drips,
[G]my vagin[Em]a har[D]dly even use[C]d[G][Em][D]
[C][G]
[Em]My vagina's got lo[D]ts of extra
[C]skin [G]they took my[Em]
Outtie and [C]made it an [D]in [G]turning Don[Em]nie into
[D]Marie Os[C]mond[G][Em][D][C][Am]
[D]Operation successful,
[G]but now I gotta pee[E] through a
Mini[Em]ature [Am]hole gotta remember
[D]to put the seat
[G]Down and when I wipe my ass I go from
Front to [Am]back cause I don't want a [D]bladder infection
[G][Em][E][D][C][G][Em][D]
[C][G][Em][D][C][G][D]
[C]
[G]I never tho[Em]ught I'd miss my vas[D] def[C]ere[G]ns
I trade it [Em]in for a pa[C]ir of huge c[D]ans[G]
Now I [Em]get to hang with l[D]esbi
[C]ans[G][Em][D][C][Am]
[D]Operation paid up front
[G]now I show all
[E]My friends my new designer [Em]cunt
[Am]They think I'm kinda weird[D], but that's
OK with [G]me cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladie's [Am]tee there's
Nothing finer than [D]having a

[Outro 1]
vagina
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