My Name Is Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]Hi, my name is [E](what?)
My name is [G](who?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Hi, My name is [E](huh?)
My name is [G](what?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Hi! My name is [E](what?)
Excuse me! [G](who?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
Can I [D]have the attention
of the [E]class for one [G]second?
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Hi, kids! Do you like

[Verse 1]
[E]violence? (Yeah, yeah!)
Wanna see [G]me stick nine- inch nails
[F]through each one of my eyelids? (Uh- [D]huh!)
Wanna copy me and [E]do
exactly like I did? [G](Yeah, yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked [F]up
worse than my life is? [D](huh?)
My brain's dead [E]weight,
I'm tryna get my head straight
But [G]I can't figure out which
[F]Spice Girl I want to impreg[D]nate (oh)
And Dr. Dre said,
[E]"Slim Shady you a base- [G]head" (uh-uh)
"So why's your [F]face red? Man, you [D]wasted."
Well, since age twelve,
[E]I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause [G]I hung my original self
from [F]the top bunk with a [D]belt
Got pissed off and ripped [E]Pamela Lee's tits off
And [G]smacked her so hard
I knocked her [F]clothes
backwards like Kris [D]Kross
I smoke a fat [E]pound of grass
and fall on my [G]ass
Faster than a fat bitch
who [F]sat down too fast
[D]Come here, slut
"Shady, wait [E]a minute, that's my girl, d[G]awg"
I don't give a fuck,
God [F]sent me to piss the world off
[D]Hi! My name is

[Chorus 1]
[E](what?)
My name is [G](who?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Hi! My name is [E](huh)
My name is [G](what?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Hi! My name is [E](what?)
My name is [G](who?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Hi! My name is [E](huh)
My name is [G](what?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]My English teacher wanted to flunk

[Verse 2]
[E]
me in Junior high [G](shh)
Thanks a lot, next semes[F]ter
I'll be thirty- [D]five
I smacked him in his face with an e[E]raser
Chased him with [G]a stapler
Stapled his [F]nuts to a stack of papers [D](Ow!)
Walked in the strip club,
[E]had my jacket zipped up[G]
Flashed the bartender,
then [F]stuck my dick in the tip [D]cup
Extraterrestrial, [E]running over
pedestrians [G]in a spaceship
While they scream[F]in' at me
"Let's just be [D]friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of [E]my life I was lied [G]to
I just found out my [F]mom
does more dope than I do [D](man)
I told her I'd grow up
[E]to be a famous [G]rapper
Make a record about doin' [F]drugs
and name it after her (oh, thank [D]you)
You know you blew up
when [E]the women rush the [G]stands
Try to touch your hands
like [F]some screamin' Usher fans (ah, ah!)
[D]This guy at White Castle
[E]asked for my autograph
So I [G]signed it, "Dear Dave,
thanks [F]for the support, asshole"
[D]Hi! My name is

[Chorus 2]
[E](huh?)
My name is [G](who?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Hi! My name is [E](what?)
My name is [G](who?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Hi! My name is [E](huh?)
My name is [G](who?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Hi! My name is [E](what?)
My name is [G](who?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Stop the tape! This kid needs

[Verse 3]
[E]
to be locked away (Get [G]him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just [F]stand there, operate
[D]I'm not ready to leave,
It's [E]too scary to die (fuck that)
I'll [G]have to be carried inside the ceme[F]tery
and buried [D]alive (ha, yup)
Am I comin' or go[E]in'? I can barely de[G]cide
I just drank a fifth of [F]vodka,
dare me to [D]drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was [E]very deprived
I [G]ain't had a woman in years
’n’ my [F]palms are too hairy to [D]hide (whoops)
Clothes ripped like [E]the Incredible Hulk
I [G]spit when I talk,
I'll [F]fuck anything that walks (come [D]here)
When I was little
I used to get so [E]hungry I would throw [G]fits
How you gonna breast- feed me, [F]Mom?
You ain't got no [D]tits!
I lay awake and [E]strap myself in the bed
With [G]a bulletproof vest on
and [F]shoot myself in the head (bang!)
'Cause [D]I'm steamin' mad (grr!)
And by [E]the way,
when you see my [G]Dad? (yeah!)
Tell him that I slit his [F]throat in this dream I had
[D]Hi! My name is

[Chorus 3]
[E](what?)
My name is [G](who?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Hi! My name is [E](huh?)
My name is [G](what?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Hi! My name is [E](who?)
My name is [G](huh?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]Hi! My name is [E](huh?)
My name is [G](who?)
My name is (chka- [F]chka, Slim Shady)
[D]to

[Outro 1]
[E][G][F][D]
[E][G][F][D]
[Repeat and fade]