My Alcoholic Friends Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]I'm [Am]counting b[Em]ack
the [Am]number of the [Em]steps
It [Am]took for me to [Em]get
back [B]on the [C]wagon of the [B]weekend
[Em]I'll [Am]gauge the auto- [Em]ti- m[Am]er to prove that
[G]I'll get [Am]home with [C]my imagi[D]nation
[G]If they [Am]find the [C]body in the [D]basement
[G]"In the [Am]very [C]house that she was [D]raised in"

[Verse 2]
[Em]I'm [Am]taking d[Em]own the [Am]number of the [Em]Times
So [Am]when we get the [Em]sign from [B]God
I'll [C]be the first to [B]call them
[Em]I'm [Am]taking b[Em]ack the [Am]number of the [G]beast
'Cause [Am]six is [C]not a pretty n[D]umber
[G]Eight or [Am]three are [C]definitely [D]better
[G]A is f[Am]or the a[C]ddress on the le[D]tter
[G]To my [Am]alco- [C]ho- [D]lic

[Interlude 1]
[Em](friends)[Am][Em][Am]
[Em][Am][B]

[Verse 3]
[Em]I'm [Am]trying h[Em]ard [Am]not to be as[Em]hamed
[Am]Not to know the [G]name of [Am]who
is [C]waking up be[D]side me
[G]Or the [Am]date, the [C]season or the [D]city
[G]But at [Am]least the [C]ceiling's very [D]pretty
[G]And if [Am]you are h[C]olding it ag[D]ainst me

[Bridge 1]
[Em]I'll be [B]on my [C]best be[B]havior
[Em]Taking [B]shots for [C]mother [B]nature
[Em]Once my [B]fist is [C]in the [B]cupboard
[Em]Love is [B]never [C]falling [B]over
[B][B]

[Interlude 2]
[Em](Hey)[Am][Em][Am]
[Em](One[Am], two[B], three, four)

[Verse 4]
[G]Should I [Am]choose a [C]noble occu[D]pation?
[G]If I [Am]did I'd o[C]nly show up [D]late
and [G]sick and [Am]they
would [C]stare at me with [D]hatred
[G]Plus my [Am]only [C]natural talent's [D]wasted
[G]on my [Am]alco- [C]ho- [D]lic [G]friends
My [Am]alco- [C]ho- [D]lic [G]friends
The [Am]party [C]nev- [D]er [G]ends
My [Am]alco- [C]ho- [D]lic [Em]friends[Em]