Mrs. Claus' Kimono Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Em]
[Am][G][D][F][Em][D]
[Em]

[Verse 1]
I'm [Em]a sinister elf,
With a sinister plan,
[D]San[Em]ta's little helper,
With [D]too much [Em]time on my hands,
He's got a [Am]fine lookin' [G]wife,
[D]For such an old man,
[F]I can see her[Em] lookin' at me,
When [D]there is [Em]no one else around.
[D][Em][D][Em][D][Em]
And I'm countin' down the
days to [D]December [Em]24th,[D]
The [Em]old mans in his sleigh,
[D]I a[Em]m sneakin' in the back door,
[Am]She asks if I [A]know [G]what
the candy [D]cane is for,
[F]While he's slidin'[Em] down the chimney,
I'll [Bm]be co[Em]m in' back for more.
[D]

[Verse 2]
[Em]
Not really worried 'bout
[D]the old [Em]man findin' out,
[D]'Cuz me [Em]and Rudo[Bm]lph work[D]ed
the [Em]whole thing out,
It's not [Am]about [A]vengea[G]nce
or [D]anything like that,
[F]I just wan[Em]t a little sex,
And the old man off my back.
[D][Em]

[Verse 3]
Rudy's out for blood,
'Cuz he hates the fat old man,
'Cuz he caught him in the stables
with his fat little hands

[Verse 4]
On a fe[A]male [G]reindeer he
[D]likes [F]named Wynona,
And the [Em]last thing he wants
to see is Santa on [D]her,[Em]
So we're loadin' up the toy sack
[Bm]with [Em]heroin and [Bm]crack

[Verse 5]
We sent Santa [Em]off to Georgia,
[D]He ain't com[Em]in' back,
And we call [Am]up an evil [G]green Grinch,
[D]To tell him Santa's hold[Fm]in',
And they'll [Edim]have him on the [Em]chain gang,
And the [Bm]electric [Em]chair,

[Verse 6]
The electric chair
[Em]
And there'll be a happy ending,
All [D]you [Em]girls and all you boys
There won't be no more Santa,
There [Bm]won't [Em]be no more toys

[Verse 7]
There'll [A]be no stoppin'
[G]Rud[D]y and[F] Wynona,
And [Em]I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' Kimono
I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' Kimono
I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' Kimono
I'll be taking off Mrs.
[Am]Claus' Kimono
Merry Christ[G]mas[D]

[Outro 1]
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