Mr. I Do And The Doo Doos Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]The[G][D][G][D]
boys say don't [G]you do it
Get a grip for goodness [D]sake
Why [G]you getting married?
Such a big league [D]mistake
You lose all [G]your freedom
When you're solo you got [D]it made
But while [G]you guys are home whackin' it
I'll be with my new wife gettin' [D]laid,
have [G]mercy[D]
Well, they say you'll have no pri[G]vacy
The old lady's al[D]ways there
But the good news is she'll [G]blow me
And let me shoot it [D]in her hair
So while you're all out search[G]ing
For that strange piece of [D]trim
Remember I don't have to
wear a [G]condom
Whenever I stick it [D]in, no [G]way[D]
So [A]you guys go watch your football
[Bm]Trust me, I'll be fine
'Cuz [G]af ter we brunch with
her mother
I'm comin' [A]home to a sixty- nine
And she'll go [D]ah- [G]ah, uh- lickety- lick[D],
[G]Oo... ah... that's my
husband's [D]dick[G][D]
Now fellas I'll be thinkin' [G]of ya
Even though I've [D]moved on
You'll al[G]ways be my homies
But I'm puttin' down [D]the bong
'Cause my soulmate's my whole life [G]now
I knew the first time [D]I kissed her
But if she ever stops having [G]sex with me
I'll call you guys and we'll [D]bang her sister,
ah [G]yeah,[D]
Yeah, if she ever stops
having sex [Bm]with me
We'll all [G]gang bang her hot [D]sister