Mr Carbohydrate Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][G][Em][C][G][Am][D]
[G][D][G][Em][A][D]
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[Verse 1]
[G]They call me Mr. Carbo[Em]hydrate
It's the [C]only thing I can di[Am]gest[D][G][D]
[G]Xen[E]ophobia or general disinterest
[A]I m[D]ust catch up with all this stuff
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[Verse 2]
[G]They call me a boring [Em]fuck head
They say, [C]I might as well work in [Am]a bank
[D]I tell them I w[G]ish I w[D]as,
[G]they tel[E]l me that I'm sick in the[Em] head[A]
[D]They say that I'm sick in the head
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[Verse 3]
They call [Caug]me Mr. C[C#m]arbohydr[E]ate
They [A]call me Mr. [Am]Inadequate[E]
They [Eaug]call me[Caug] Mr. Par[C#m]anoia[E]
They [A]call me Mr. [Am]Hypochondria

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 4]
[G]Have you heard of Matthew [Em]Maynard?
He's my [C]fa vorite crick[Am]eter
[D]I would rather w[G]atch him p[D]lay
[G]tha[E]n pick up my guitar[A]
[D]Than play with my gui[Em]tar[E]

[Verse 5]
[G]People tell me I should get out [Em]more
But [C]the TV is my be[Am]st friend
[D]Cynicism is [G]the [D]only [G]thi[E]ng
that keeps me [Em]sane[A]
The [D]only thing that keeps me sane
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[Verse 6]
They call [Caug]me Mr.[E][C#m]
Car[E]bohydrate
They [A]call me Mr. [Am]Inadequate[E]
They [Eaug]call me[Caug][C#m]
Mr. [E]Paranoia
They [A]call me Mr. [Am]Hypochondria

[Interlude 2]
[E][C][E]
[C]

[Verse 7]
Some[G]times I just stay [Em]in bed
And [C]think about the [Am]day
[D]When I [G]can retire,
[Em]forgetting [E]everythin'[A]
[D]I'll forget everythin'
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[Verse 8]
[D]Forget [E]everythin'
[D]Forever but not [E]today
[D]When I cannot, cannot [E]say
[D]No more yes[D]ter[E] days
[D]No more yes[E]terdays

[Outro 1]
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