Merry Christmas From The Family Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][C][G][C]
[G]Mom got drunk

[Verse 1]
[G]
and [C]Dad got [D]drunk[G]
At our Christmas [C]party[G]
We were drinking [Em]champagne punch
[C]And homemade egg- no[D]g[G]

[Verse 2]
Little sister [G]brought her [C]new [G]boyfriend
He was a [C]Mexican[G]
We [D]didn't know [Em]what to think of him
'Til he [C]sang "Fe[G]liz [D]Navidad,
Feliz [G]Navid[C] ad"
[G][C]

[Verse 3]
[G]Brother Ken brought
[C]his kids with [G]him
The three from his [C]first wife [G]Lynn
And the [D]two [Em]identical twins
From [C]his second wife Mary Nell
[D]

[Verse 4]
[G]
Of course he brought his [C]new wife [G]Kay
Who talks all [C]about AA
[G]Chain smo[D]king while
[Em]the stereo [C]plays
"Noel, [D]Noel,

[Interlude 1]
The First Noel"
[G][C][G][C][G][C][D]

[Verse 5]
Carve the Turkey, turn the [D]ball game on
[C]Mix margaritas when the egg- nog's gone
[D]Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
[C]We need some ice and an
extension [C#dim]chord

[Verse 6]
[D]A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
[C]A box of tampons and some
Marlboro [G]Lights
Hallelu[D]jah, every[Em]body say,
[C]"Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the
[D]family

[Interlude 2]
[G][C][D][G][C][D][G]

[Verse 7]
Fred and Rita drove from [C]Harlingen
[G]I can't remember how I'm kin[C] to them
[G]But when they tri[D]ed to plug
their [Em]motor home in
They blew [C]our Christmas lights
[D]

[Verse 8]
[G]
Cousin David knew just [C]what went wrong
[G]So we all waited out on our[C] front lawn
[G]He threw the bre[D]aker and
the [Em]lights came on
And we [C]sang [D]"Silent Night,
oh Silent [G]Night"
[C][G][C][G][C][C#dim]

[Verse 9]
[D]
Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
[C]Make Bloody Mary's
'cause we all want one
[D]Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
[C]We need some celery and a
can of fake [C#dim]snow

[Verse 10]
[D]A bag of lemons and some Diet Spr[A]ites[D]
[C]A box of tampons and some
Salem [G]Lights
Hallelu[D]jah, every[Em]body say,
[C]"Cheese"
Merry Christmas from
[D]the family
[G][C][G]

[Verse 11]
[C]
Feliz [G]Navid[D] ad

[Outro 1]
[G]