Merry Christmas From The Family Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][C][G][C][G][C]
[G][C]

[Verse 1]
[G]Mom got
drunk and [C]dad got [G]drunk
At our Christmas [C]party[G]
We were drinkin' [Em]champagne punch
[C]And homemade [D]eggno[G]g
Little sister brought her [C]new [G]boyfriend
He was [C]a Mexican
[G]We didn't know what to [Em]think of him
'Til he [C]sang Feliz [D]Navidad
Feliz [G]Navidad
[C][G][C]

[Verse 2]
[G]Brother Ken brought
his [C]kids with [G]him
The three from his [C]first wife, [G]Lynn
And the two [D]identic[Em] al twins
From his [C]second wife, Mary [D]Nell[G]
Of course he brought his
[C]new wife [G]Kaye
Who talks all [C]about [G]AA
Chain [D]smokin' while [Em]the stereo plays
[C]Noel, Noel,
[D]the first Noel

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 3]
Carve the turkey, turn the [D]ball game on
[C]Mix margaritas when the
[D]eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quick- Pak store
[C]We need some ice and extension cord
[D]A can of bean dip and some Diet- Rite
[C]A box of Pampers,
some Marlboro [D]Lights[G]
Hallelu[D]jah, every[Em]body say "cheese"
Merry [C]Christmas from the [D]family
[G][C][G][C]

[Verse 4]
[G]Fran and Rita
drove from [C]Harlingen
[G]I can't remember how I'm kin[C] to them
[G]But when they tried to plug
[Em]their motorhome in
They [C]blew our Christmas [D]lights[G]
Cousin David knew just [C]what went wrong
[G]So we all waited on our[C] front lawn
[G]He threw the bre[D]aker and
[Em]the lights came on
And [C]we sang Silent [D]Night
Silent [G]night, [C]oh holy nig[G]ht
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[Verse 5]
Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
[C]Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
[D]Send somebody to the Stop 'n' Go
[C]We need some celery
and a can of fake snow
[D]A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
[C]A box of Midol, some
Salem [G]Lights
Hallelujah, every[Em]body say "cheese"
Merry [C]Christmas from the [D]fam[G] il[C]y
[G]Fel[C]iz Navid [D]ad[G]