men and women Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Thank you. I believe, uh,
I believe firmly that women are always right.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Well, I should rephrase that.
I, uh, [C]don't.
[G]Men and women.
[C]This song is called
Men and
Women.
[G]Men [C]are like vows,
[G]they are easily [C]broken, oh [G]yeah
Wo[C]men are like cows,
[G]because they both have vaginas
[C]Men[G] are li[C]ke muzzles,
because they'll [G]try to [C]shut you up, oh [G]yeah
Women are [C]like puzzles, because prior to 1920,
neither had the right to vote
Puzzles [G]still don't
A [C]man is an eagle, yeah,
a woman is a [G]dove
Wo[C]men can fake orgasms,
but men can [G]fake love[C][G][C][F][G]
Women are [C]like fingers and [G]toes
Cause they're easy to [C]count on
[G]Men are[C] like ravens and crows
Cause [G]they hate us[C]ing condoms
Wo[G]men [C]are like
Yahtzees
Cause [G]they rarely [C]get down
[F]Men [G]are[C] like
Nazis
[G]Cause they both caused [C]the holocaust
It's [G]true
For [C]every dollar that a man makes,
a woman makes seventy cent[G]s.
That doesn't make [C]sense.
That's not fair.
The man's only left with [G]thirty.[C][G][C]
[F]
[G]Oh, men and women[C].
It's black and white with an [G]area
of grey for her maron[C]ite eyes.
Yeah, [G]oh yeah, yeah.
[C]Male strippers always
look like they're applying lotion
[G]and female strip[C]pers when
they're dancing on the pole
just look like...
[G]confused firemen.
[C]Thanks.
Thank you.