Maybe Man Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Wish I was a stone,
so I couldn't [F#]feel
You'd yell in my face,
it'd be no big [Bm]deal
But I'd miss the way we
make up and [G]smile
Don't want to be [Gm]stone, I changed my [D]mind

[Verse 2]
I wish I had [D]eyes in the back of my [F#]head
Then I could see the places I've [Bm]been
But then I would know that
you're talkin' [G]shit
I don't wanna know what
my friends [D]think

[Verse 3]
Wish I were my [D]dog out on the [F#]lawn
I'd be so glad when I
hear you come [Bm]home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live [G]long
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's [D]gone

[Verse 4]
I wish I could [D]act in a show on [F#]TV
'Cause then I could practice
not bein' [Bm]me
I'll practice my cry, put it into my [G]reel
But you won't [Gm]believe me when I cry for [D]real

[Verse 5]
I wish that my [D]brain would triple [F#]in size
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every [Bm]fight
But I'd get too deep with that kind of [G]mind
I don't wanna know the point of [D]life

[Verse 6]
In some other [D]life I would be [F#]rich
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the [Bm]bill
But couldn't complain 'bout
anything [G]small
Nobody'd feel [Gm]bad for me at [D]all

[Verse 7]
If I was [D]cocaine or a bottle of [F#]Jack
I'd get invited to every [Bm]frat
But when you get old and your
good days have [G]passed
You'll only want me when you're [D]sad

[Verse 8]
Wish I was [D]a song,
your [A]fa vorite [C#dim]one
You'd [F#]follow the dance to me at your [Bm]prom
I would be there when your baby is [G]born
For two or three minutes, then I'm [D]gone

[Verse 9]
I wish I was [D]big, as big as [A]my [C#dim]house
I'd sleep on the [F#]trees,
I'd skip every [Bm]crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my
therap[G]ist's couch
God, I could really use him now
[A]I wis[D]h I was[A] God,

[Verse 10]
[D]I'd nev[A]er trip up[Bbdim]
And if I did, well, so fuckin' [Bm]what?
I could be cruel and [A]break all your [G]stuff
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
[D]But if I was God,

[Verse 11]
[D]
it'd [A]get kinda [Bbdim]weird
'Cause you [F#]would only say
what I wanna [Bm]hear
And then you would die,
you'd [A]love me to [G]death
I never know who the [Gm]hell I [D]am

[Verse 12]
I wish I was [D]me, whoever that [Bbdim]is
I could just be and not give a [Bm]shit
[D]Hey, [Bm]I'll be whatever
[D]makes you a [G]fan
'Cause I don't know who
the [Gm]hell I [D]am

[Interlude 1]
[G][A][D]

[Verse 13]
One, two, pandemoni[D]um[F#][Bm]
[G]One, two, pandemonium
[D]Her[C#dim]e I go again[Bm]
[G]One, two, pandemoni[D]um[F#]
Here I go [Bm]again
[G]One, two, pandemonium
[D]One[F#], two[Bm]-[G]
Here I go again