Man of the Year Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][C][Am][G][F][C][G]

[Verse 1]
I [G]wake up every morning,
Six o'clock, I'm right on time
I [Eb]eat a low fat [D]breakfast, I[G] tie a perfect tie
I kiss the wife, I hug the kids,
I pat the dogs and cats
[Eb]I never lose [D]anything,
[G]my car keys or my hat

[Verse 2]
'Cause I'm the [C]man [Am]of the ye[G]ar
I'm [F]the man [C]of the year
[G]

[Verse 3]
I never cheat at finals,
or miss a day at school
My [Eb]urine tests are [D]perfect,
[G]my prostate is a jewel

[Verse 4]
'Cause I'm [C]the man [Am]of the ye[G]ar
I'm [F]the man [C]of the [G]year
'Cause I'm the [C]man [Am]of the ye[G]ar
I'm [F]never, ever [Eb]jealous
[F]Never, ever [Eb]cruel
I'm a [F]graduate of [Eb]Har vard
Where [G]I never broke the rules

[Interlude 1]
[G][Gm][G][C][Gm]
[G][C][Gm][G][C][Gm][G][C]

[Verse 5]
[G]The queen made me a knight
The pope made me a saint
[Eb]The president plays [D]golf with me
I [G]make Madonna faint

[Verse 6]
So [F]why am I so [Eb]lonely
De[F]pressed and in des[Eb]pair
If I [F]pull this trigger [Eb]in my
mouth will [G]anybody care
[G]

[Verse 7]
It was the greatest funeral,
I laid in perfect state
And [Eb]later I will [D]meet the lord,
I [G]bet he just can't wait

[Verse 8]
To meet [C]the man [Am]of the y[G]ear
I'm [F]the man [C]of [Am]the year
[G]Stand in line to meet the [C]man
I'm [Am]the man, I'm [Bm]the man,

[Outro 1]
I'm the man
[G][F][Eb][G]