Lunchlady Land Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]"This is a song..."
"This is uhh, This
[C]is a new song..."
"It's through the eyes of [G]one of the
greatest people alive, I feel..."
[C]"Th[G]e Lun[C]chl[G]ady"

[Verse 2]
[Laughing]
Woke up in the morning
[C]Put on my new plastic [G]glove
Served some reheated
salisbury steak
[C]With a little slice of [G]love
[D]Got no clue [G]what the [C]chicken
pot pie is [D]made of
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here [C]in Lunchlady Land
[G][C]

[Verse 3]
Well I [G]wear this
net on my head
'Cause [C]my red hair is fallin' out
[G]I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
[C]'Cause I got a bad case of
[G]the gout
I know you want seconds
[C]on the corndogs
But there's no reason to [D]shout
Everybody gets enough food
Down here [C]in Lunchlady Land
[G][D][G]

[Verse 4]
Well
[C]yesterday's meatloaf is
today's sloppy [G]joes[D][G]
And my [C]breath reeks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs
coming out of my [D]nose
[G]In Lunchlady Land your
dreams come true
[C]Clouds made of carrots and peas
[G]Mountains bui[D]lt of shepherds pie[G]
[C]And rivers made of macaroni
[G]and cheese
But don't forget to re[D]turn your trays
[C]And try to ignore my gum dis[D]ease
No student can escape the magic
[C]of Lunchlady Land
[G][C]

[Verse 5]
Ho[G]agies & grinders,
hoagies & grinders
[C]Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans, navy [G]beans
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
[C]Navy beans, navy beans
Meatloaf sandwich
[G]Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[F]
[C]Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy [F]joe
[G]Sloppy joe, slo[C]p, slo[D]ppy joe[C]
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy [G]joe

[Verse 6]
Well I dreamt one [G]morning
That I woke up to see
All [C]the pepperoni pizza
Was a- looking at me
[G]It scr[D]eamed, why[G] do you burn me
And serve me up cold
I said [C]I got the spatula
Just do what you're told
Then the [G]liver & onions
Started joining the fight
And the [C]chocolate pudding
Pushed me with all its might
And the [G]chop suey slapped me
And it kicked me in the [D]head
It's [G]called re[C]venge Lunchlady
Said the garlic bread
I said [G]what did I do
To make you all so mad
They [C]said you got flabby arms
And your breath is bad
Then the [G]green beans said
You better run and hide
But [D]then my [C]friend sloppy joe came
And joined my side
He said if it [G]wasn't for the Lunchlady
The kids wouldn't eatcha
You should be [C]shakin' her hand
And sayin' please to meet ya
She [G]gives you a purpose
And she gives you a goal
You should be [C]kissin' her feet
And kissin' [F]her mole[F]
[C]Now [G]all the angry foods
Just leave me alone
And we [C]all live together

[Verse 7]
In a happy home
Thanks to
[G]Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[C]
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
[G]Sloppy joe, slo[D]p, slo[G]ppy joe
[C]Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
[D][Spoken]

[Verse 8]
Well me & sloppy joe got married
We got six [C]kids and we're
doing' just fine
Down in [D]Lunch[G]lady Land[Gm][G]
[Gm]