Luckiest Loser Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][Bm][A][G][D][Bm][A][G]
[D]
Man, you're [F#m]really one

[Verse 1]
[Em]
heck of [G]a g[D]uy
Best [F#m]friend since [Em]juni[G]or high
[D]You showed me [F#m]Playboy
for [Em]the very first [G]time
That was rad
[D][F#m][Em][G]

[Verse 2]
[D]We saw[Bm] Bon Jovi, we sat in t[A]he[G] front row
[D]I pierced your ear[Bm] right befor[A]e the show[G]
[D]We stole your bro[Bm]ther's beer
And [A]he did[G]n't know
[D][Bm]

[Verse 3]
[A][G]
Your new girlfriend is [D]a son of a gun
[Em]Did you fall in love
Or did you [A]just wanna get some?

[Verse 4]
[D]That girl is crazy, she's a lo [A]co-motion
[Bm]I I know you know she
used to [G]be my girl
You [D]better run for cover
'Cause she's [A]ticking like a time bomb
[Bm]And did I mention that
you [G]both [Em]suck.com

[Verse 5]
[Em]Now you're s[G]tuck with [A]her
Like [Em]Mellen[G]camp is [A]stuck with Cougar
[Em]I guess that [G]makes me the [A]luckiest
[Em]loser[D]
[Bm][A][G][D][Bm]

[Verse 6]
[A][G]
I [D]met her at a kegger, passed
[Em]out in t[G]he yard
[D]Getting in [F#m]her pants [Em]wasn't
really [G]that [D]hard
6 months [Bm]later, she [Em]crashed [G]my car
That was rad
[D][Em][G]

[Verse 7]
[D]She's got a glo[Bm]w from
[A]her spray [G]on tan
[D]Marilyn [Bm]Manson is her [A]favor[G]ite band
[D]I really thi[Bm]nk she might wor[A]ship Sat[G]an
Not a band
[D][Bm]

[Verse 8]
[A][G]
Your new boyfriend is [D]a son of a gun
[Em]Did you fall in love
Or did you [A]just wanna get some?

[Verse 9]
[D]That girl is crazy, she's a lo [A]co-motion
[Bm]I I know you know she
used to [G]be my girl
[D]You better run for cover
'Cause she's [A]ticking like a time bomb
[Bm]And did I mention that you
[G]both [D]suck.com[Em]?
Now [G]she's stuck with you

[Verse 10]
[A]
Like a [Em]frat [G]guy with a [A]bad tattoo
Like [Em]Celebrity [G]Golf with Ali[A]ce Cooper
[Em]Guess [G]that makes me the [A]luckiest [Em]loser

[Verse 11]
[Bm]Mel Gibson, Dann[Em]y Glov[Bm]er
[G]You deserve each other
[D]A 'Le[Em]thal Wea[D]pon' when
you [A]take her [Em]home
To [A]meet your [Bm]mother

[Verse 12]
She was a superstar
[G]Back seat of my car
[D]Those days are over
Now [A]life goes [Em]on, yeah
[G]

[Verse 13]
[G]Your new girlfriend is [D]a son of a gun
[Em]Did you fall in love
Or did you [A]just wanna get some?

[Verse 14]
[D]That girl is crazy, she's a loco-[A]motion
[Bm]I I know you know she
used to [G]be my girl
You [D]better run for cover
'Cause she's [A]ticking like a time bomb
[Bm]And did I mention that
you [G]both suck.[Em]com?
Now your [G]stuck with her

[Verse 15]
[A]
Like [Em]Mel l[G]encamp is [A]stuck with Cougar
Like [Em]number [G]two on [A]a pooper scooper
I [Em]guess [G]that makes me the
[A]luckiest [D]loser
(That girl is [Bm]crazy, she's a lo

[Verse 16]
[A]
co-motion)
[G]Luckiest loser
[D](I know you kno[Bm]w she used
to be [Em]my girl)
Luckiest [G]loser

[Verse 17]
(You better run [D]for [Bm]cove[A]r)
[G]Luckiest loser
('Cause she's ticking like
a [D]time bomb)
(And did I [Bm]men t[A]ion [G]that you both suck?)