Life at a top people's health farm Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
Dads gone down the [G]dog [Bm]track,
[D]eng[Em]els' [Am]laying cables[Bm]
[Em]Brothers with his [G]stu[Bm]dent friend
[D]s plo[Am]tting in the sta[Bm]bles
[Em]They're preparing for
power [G]and how [Bm]to win
[D]I'm[Bm] cove[Am]red in solaire and
pre[Bm]paring to [Cm]swim[Cdim]
[Em]Old [Bm]iron! old iron! [D]I he[Am]ard
the bobby [Bm]shout
As he [Em]brought his friendly
[G]truncheon [Bm]down with[Em]
With a [Am]God almighty [D]clout.[D#dim]
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[Verse 2]
[Em]Mothers playing [Bm]bingo,
[D]she's hoping[Am] for a big win[Bm]
She [Em]buys the daily pa[Bm]pers[D]
[Am]to see h[Bm]ow 1[Em]0% live
My cousins' greatest [Bm]wish,
is to [Am]one day buy [Bm]a farm
And [Em]turn it into a [Bm]health club
[Em]with [Am]top people [Bm]charm
[Em]Any evening,
[Am]any day [Bm]- I'm singi[Am]ng to myself[Bm]
[Em]I'll pack up all my clot[Bm]hes and doug[Em]h and piss[Am] off somewhere

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 3]
[Am]My o[Em]l' ma[Am]n was[Em] a dust person[Bm]
[D]until[Am] he got the[Bm] shove
Now the [Em]iron heel [G]he [Bm]talked about is
[Am]backed by the iron [Bm]glove
[Em]Brothers bought new [Bm]glasses,
[Em]shap[Am]ed like Leon Trots[Bm]ky's
They [Em]look very nice on [Bm]the mantelpiece,
[Em]next to [Am]the royal family[Bm]
I'm [Em]lay ing back with the ra[Bm]dio on,
[Am]in time to hear the [Bm]archer's
An [Em]everyday tale of [Bm]country folk
[D]mixed up [Am]in pros[Bm]titution[B].
[Em]

[Verse 4]
[Am]Like[D] all g[Em]ood [G]sto[Am]ries [G]with[Em] a happy end,[Bm]
which [Am]I'll now give to [Bm]you
Our [Em]cousins wish was gran[Bm]ted and
[D]so [Am]his dream came true[Bm][Em]
His gas shares doubled,
while [Bm]his telecoms soared
Til he [Am]had enough money,
to chair [Bm]his o[Cdim]wn board
[Cm]And than[Em]k you Margaret thatc[Bm]her,
[Em]may you [Am]never come to [Bm]harm
[G]He [Em]now serves cocktails and [Bm]lettuce at a t[Am]op peoples health club farm.

[Outro 1]
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