Kon Queso Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Dm]Give it a sec for the pain to start
This wreck right here,
it ain't for the faint of heart
[Eb]They thought they saw
the worst verse
From the team of G men
who seem like nerds at first
[Dm]Once they get to know us
people dig us
Leaders in the fight
for equal rights for niggas
[Eb]Inventor of the more dementeder flow,
no bout a-doubt it
This go for if you're bout it bout it
or rowdy, rowdy
[Dm]Whatever's clever, the master fold
Who every hooker heard of but now, ho, no
[Eb]If we see tomorrow, the next day classes
The villain in the back with the x-ray glasses
[Dm]Have no fear, the ninja here
Feel 'em like the tinge in your ear
from drinking ginger beer
[Eb]When it's on loco head gon' lay low
And heat it like beef patty,
coco bread kon queso
[Dm]If you say so lace the whole case load
They say he wear a metal mask
in case his face show
[Eb]He told 'em they flows is bitch talk and ayo's
His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halos
[Dm]Say, ho, if you never worked a J-O
And keep more cash in the stash than a peso
[Eb]Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow
Tie 'em up in the crib
and leave they place hollow
[Dm]Oh, shoot, the goose is loose
So wild you couldn't chase it down
with straight fruit juice
[Eb]Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
Stash the deuce deuce,
troops asking truce, truce
[Dm]Today on intense wreck week
We have the super villain
in his own defense to [Eb]speak
It's all part of my mental techniques

[Verse 2]
Available to freaks and pencil neck geeks
[Dm]Train the same brain
to a insane train of thought
On a campaign trail he came
to gain your sup[Eb]port
Charge cash for a autograph
Say some shit to make your daughter laugh
then slaughter the ass
[Dm]See 'em on the big screen
like Steve McQueen
Do something and never be back
once he leaves the scene
[Eb]Keep more medicated pads than Stridex
For his own side wreck
with no known side effects
[Dm]Before you press charges
use your noodle
So what when he grab the mic
he crush your cute cuticles
[Eb]Keep your mouth shut,
everything will be beautiful
It would be awfully rude to you,
now get back to your hooty hoo
[Dm]Damn it, it ain't worth the drama, can it
From the calm bandit
eat rhymers like pomegranate
[Eb]Soon as he stepped in he lit the room
Boom, reschedule my noon with Britt Hume
[Dm](Doom!) In love with Mary Jane,
she's my main thing
Pulled her right from that web head,
what a lame brain
[Eb]Maintain and say it, don't spray it
You wanna see your girl again,
you might as well pay it
[Dm]If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns
I'll have a cool mill for my sons in trust funds
[Eb]When I was broker than a broke dick dog
I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog
[Dm]When it rain it sure do thunderstorm
I got more rhymes in the summer
than musty underarms
[Eb]One, two, microphone checker
First learned to neck off
a Home Ec homewrecker
[Dm]This is back when he was like crib age
When he hit the stage
it's like a gauge to the rib cage
[Eb]Break the mic like a rock star, break a guitar

[Outro 1]
And jump off the stage like, yee haw
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[Repeat and fade out]