Kiss Me I'm #!@'faced Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][C][G]
[C][G][G][D]
[C][G][D][C][G]

[Verse 1]
I [G]play in a band, we're the [C]best in the [G]land
We're big in both Chelsea and [D]France
I play one mean guitar
and then [C]score at the [G]bar
There's a [C]line of chicks
[G]waiting for their [D]chance
So [G]come on now, honey,
I'll [C]make you feel [G]pretty
These other gals mean nothing to [D]me
Let's finish these drinks
and be [C]gone for the [G]night
'Cause I'm [C]more than a [G]handful, you'll [Em]see

[Chorus 1]
So [C]kiss me, I'm [G]shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and [D]brown
In the [C]trousers, she [G]kissed me
And I [D]only [C]bought her one [G]round

[Verse 2]
I can [G]bench-press a car,
I'm an [C]ex-football [G]star
With degrees from both Harvard and [D]Yale
Girls just can't keep up,
I'm a [C]real love ma[G]chine
I've had [C]far better [G]sex while in [D]jail
I've de[G]signed the Sears Tower,
I make [C]two grand an [G]hour
I cook the world's best duck flam[D]bé
I'll take the pick of the litter,
girls [C]jockey for [G]me
I don't [C]need these [G]lines to get [Em]laid

[Chorus 2]
So [C]kiss me, I'm [G]shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and [D]brown
In the [C]trousers, she [G]kissed me
And I [D]only [C]bought her one [G]round

[Verse 3]
I'm a [G]man of the night, a real [C]ladies de[G]light
See, my figure was chiseled from [D]stone
One more for the gal then I'll [C]escort her [G]home
Come last [C]call, I'm [G]never a[D]lone
I've a [G]house on the hill with a [C]red water[G]bed
That puts Hugh Heffner's mansion to [D]shame
With girls by the pool and I[C]talian sports [G]cars
I'm just [C]here in this [G]dump for the [Em]game

[Chorus 3]
So [C]kiss me, I'm [G]shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and [D]brown
In the [C]trousers, she [G]kissed me
And I [D]only [C]bought her one [G]round
So [C]kiss me, I'm [G]shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and [D]brown
In the [C]trousers, she [G]kissed me
And I [D]only [C]bought her one [G]round
(Ahh, fuck it, who am I shitting?)

[Verse 4]
I'm a [G]pitiful sight, and I [C]ain't all that [G]bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from [D]stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no [C]woman's de[G]sire
I'll [C]probably die [D]cold and a[G]lone

[Bridge 1]
But just [G]give me a chance,
'cause [C]deep down inside
I swear I've got a big heart of [D]gold
I'm a monogamous man,
no [C]more one night stands
Come on, honey, [D]let me take you [G]home

[Chorus 4]
So [C]kiss me, I'm [G]shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and [D]brown
In the [C]trousers, she [G]kissed me
And I [D]only [C]bought her one [G]round
So [C]kiss me, I'm [G]shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and [D]brown
In the [C]trousers, (you are [G]tiny)
And I [D]only [C]bought her one [G]round

[Interlude 1]
[C][G]
[G]One[D] round
[C][G]
[D][C][G]

[Outro 1]
So [C]kiss me, I'm [G]shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and [D]brown
In the [C]trousers, she [G]kissed me
And I [D]only [C]bought her one [G]round
So [C]kiss me, I'm [G]shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and [D]brown
In the [C]trousers, she [G]kissed me
And I [D]only [C]bought her one [G]round