King Con Man Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[C]Mmm[D], mmm, mmm, yeah,[Dsus4]
[G]mmm[D], mmm,
[Dm]mmm, yeah[G][Dm][D]
[Dsus4]Yeah, I'm[D] a [Dm]pained con man[D]
[G]That's what they call me down on
[Dm]the street[Dsus4][D]
I'm [G]a King Kong man
That's what they call
me down on [Dm]the street
[D]I can sel[Dm]l you so man[A]y hot
toothbrushes
[G]While I scrape the toothpaste
right off your [A]teeth[G][Dsus4]
[A]You talk [Dm]about smooth fancy deals,
[G]I handle mine with
finesse and [Dm]grace[D]
[G]You talk about smooth talkin' deals,
Jack I got finesse [Dm]and grace
[D]I could sell you so [A]many hot dogs
[Em]You [G]wouldn't look a
cold dog [D]in the face
[G]Never again I[A] got
[D]a girl ninety [G]-nine years old
[D]Her friends stare at us, it's [Dm]true
[D]But I'll give you [G]people three
guesses
[D]Guess who our will is made out [Dm]to,
[D]now, [G]whoo -hoo
Sure thing, baby, now, it's [Dm]not you, [D]yeah
At least two guesses
[A]Yeah, they don't call
me King Kong for [G]nothing
Since the day I caught the Hong [D]Kong flu

[Interlude 1]
[Dm][G][A][Dm][G][Dsus4]
[G][Dm][G][Dm][D][G]
[Dm][D][Dm][A][G]
[Dm][G][A]
[Dm]I'm a

[Verse 2]
[D]King Kong man, [Dm]man
[D]That's [G]what I'm known
[Dm]down on [D]Avenue
[G]Cause the King Kong men, yeah,
that's what they call me down
on the av[D]enue[G][D]
Yeah, [A]they don't call
me King Kong for nothing
[G]Since the day I've come
the [D]sky out of the blue,
[G]yea[D]h you