Kill The Director Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Dm]
[D][C#m][A][E]
[D][C#m][A][E]

[Verse 1]
[D]I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
[A]Oh, what a skill to hav[E]e, oh, what a skill
To have [D]so many skills
that make her distinctive
[A]But they're not mine to have,
[E]no, they're not mine

[Pre-chorus 1]
When[D]ever she looks, I read the nearest paper
[A]Though I don't care about the soa[E]ps;
No, I don't care about the [D]soaps
Though I'm [A]acting like I'm in an East[E]Enders
[E](epi

[Chorus 1]
[D]sode) (Ooh, ooh, [C#m]ooh, ooh)
If [A]this is a rom-com, [E]kill the director!
[D](Ooh, ooh, [C#m]ooh, ooh)
If [A]this is a rom-com, [E]kill the director, [D]please!

[Verse 2]
[D]Carrots help us see much better in the [C#m]dark
Don't [A]talk to girls; they'll [E]break your heart
And [D]this is my head and this is my [C#m]spout
But they [A]work together;
they [E]can't figure anything out

[Pre-chorus 2]
[D]So with the angst of a teenage band
[A]Here's another song about a [E]gender
I'll never under[D]stand
[A]Here's another song about a [E]gender I'll never

[Chorus 2]
(under[D]stand) (Ooh, ooh, [C#m]ooh, ooh)
If [A]this is a rom-com, [E]kill the director!
[D](Ooh, ooh, [C#m]ooh, ooh)
If [A]this is a rom-com, [E]kill the director,
[D](Ooh, ooh, [C#m]ooh, ooh)
If [A]this is a rom-com, [E]kill the director,
[D]Please[D][A][A]

[Bridge 1]
[D]This is no [C#m]Bridget Jones
[F#m]This is no B[G]ridget, Bridget
[D]This is no [C#m]Bridget Jones
[F#m]This is no B[G]ridget, Bridget
[D]This is no [C#m]Bridget Jones
[F#m]This is no B[G]ridget, Bridget
[D]This is no [C#m]Bridget Jones
[F#m]This is no B[G]ridget, Bridget
[D]This is no [C#m]Bridget Jones
[F#m]This is no B[G]ridget, Bridget
[D]This is no [C#m]Bridget Jones
[F#m]This is no B[G]ridget, Bridget
[D]This is no [C#m]Bridget Jones
[F#m]This is no B[G]ridget, Bridget J[D]ones