Kids Say the Darndest Things Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[C]Kid[G]s s[A]ay[Ab][G][Em][C]
the darndest [Dm]things
Have you [D]ever listened close
to the games they play
Or the [G]little songs they sing?

[Verse 2]
Last [F]night dressed up in high heeled shoes
And [C]wearing [G]my old [A]hat
My [D]four year old said,
"I want to divorce"
Now where [G]did [D]she [F#]hear [G]that?[Em]
[Dm]Kids

[Verse 3]
[C]say the darndest thi[Dm]ngs
Have you [D]ever listened close
to the games they play
Or the [G]little songs they sing?

[Verse 4]
[F]Last night as I watched TV
Our [C]one rushed [G]through [Bb]the d[A]oor
[D]"Mommy, Daddy's telling
someone on the phone
"Don't you [G]call me here [F#]no
more"
[G][Em][Dm]

[Verse 5]
[D][Gb][Db]
[Ebm]Kids s[Db]ay the darndest things[Ebm]
Have you [Eb]ever listened close
to the games they play
Or the [Ab]little songs they sing?

[Verse 6]
"I [Gb]bet my Daddy
can whip your Daddy
But [Db]Daddy's [C]nev[Cb]er ho[Bb]me"
"And [Eb]I think Mommy's
worried 'bout him
'Cause [Ab]she c[G]ried a[B]ll n[G]ight
[F#]long"[Ebdim][G][D]
[Em]Kids

[Verse 7]
[D]say the darndest thi[Em]ngs
Have you [E]ever listened close
to the games they play
Or the [A]little songs they sing?

[Verse 8]
You [G]never know what they learn at school
Or [D]what they're thinking [B]of
My [E]first grader just said a four letter word
And [A]it sure wasn't [G]love[D][Em]

[Verse 9]
[D]Kids say the darndest [Em]things
Have you [E]ever listened close
to the games they play
Or the [A]little songs they sing?

[Verse 10]
[D]Kids say the darndest [Em]things