Just a Few Things That I Ain't Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Whe[D]n y[G]ou[D][G][D][G][D]
[G]called me a useless druggie
At least you got half [D]of it right
When you called me a hopeless
[A]al coholic
I'm only [D]hopeless after
nine [G]at night
And when I said you came
staggering home blind drunk
If I didn't you'd get terrible [C]fright
And if this is the land of [G]hope
and glory
Where's the [D]land of hope but
not [G]quite

[Verse 2]
[D]I've been scruff bag, dirt bag,
always someones binbag
But never been bono or sting
However I dressed never really impressed
So they never got to hear a damn thing
I've been [G]bad man sad man
certified mad
But never [C]007 or saint
Trendsetter go getter
[G]international jet set[D]ter
Are just a few things that I [G]ain't
[C]

[Interlude 1]
[D][G][D]
[G][D][G][D]
[G]The time you

[Verse 3]
told class I was a half wit
Was my very [D]first 50 %
Previous best in any other test
Was either stolen copied or [G]lent
And when you branded me and
every single one of my mates
A waste of time and effort to [C]teach
Why d'you give us sums if
[G]our only hope was bums
On [D]someone else's
deckchair and [G]beach
I've been [D]smart

[Verse 4]
arse, mardy arse,
on and [Dm]off a l[D]ard arse
But never been a legend to god
New thing dumb thing even last
year's thing
Headbang? - not even a nod!
I've been [G]left-wing, secure-wing,
lost lost lost stripes, gained winged
We've never caused a lady [C]to faint
[G]Wideboy, ladyboy, read it in
the paper [D]boy[G][C][D]
[G]
A [D]few things they said that
I [G]ain't
[D]

[Verse 5]
[G][D]
When pop[G]ularity soared,
hometown and abroad
I spent [C]most of it [D]trying to breathe [G]in
Always ill at ease,
too willing to please
An inferi[C]or life's [D]bargain [G]bin
When you [D]come from a background
of bargain bins
You're bound to fear
it ends where it begins
So when [G]na tion adored we felt
more of a fraud
And too [C]phoney to [D]celebrate [G]wins
I've [D]been

[Verse 6]
scruffbag, dirtbag, always
someones binbag
But never been Bono or Sting
However I dressed never really impressed
So they never got to hear a damn thing
I've been bad[G]man,
sadman, certified mad
But never [C]007 or Saint[G][D][G]
Trend-[C]setter, go-getter,
international international [G]international jet-setter
Are Are just a few things that I ain't